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Dear Dr. Strangewater
Hey Dr. Bad
Twice now from my house over the last decade, we lucked out and watched a rocket launch right at sunset out of Van. God it was awesome! I live on a skypark and both times we were drinking beer watching the sun go down in my back yard, which is about 400' from rwy 25 and then: what a show. We always stand out there, telling lies, watching the amazing variety of bugsmashing machines try to negotiate our desert runway; which as luck would have it, is immediately following my 16 ft hangar that everybody hates (They don't blame me; I didn't build it.) Great shows by legends in their own minds and luckier than can be believed dweebs and students assures constant entertainment every night. My legal (by four feet) hangar is the great private pilot equalizer. But back to the topic! The first shot the upper level wind took and distorted the contrail for the following half hour or so: Twisted and spread the sucker like a basket of snakes all over the sky. Man it was something. Then, a few months ago the ICBM test went off towards the pacific. That one was the best (zero wind.) We were all standing out there unaware again (as airport drunks, er bums often are) and then all of a sudden, here comes this asshole with a really bright landing light head-on against the landing traffic! I told my buddy Ron, the skypark president, Oh Oh watch this, Ron, this asshole's going to do a high-speed pass opposing landing traffic! In the clear desert air, staring right into the sunset it's tough to judge distances. Sun had just gone down, so it made sense that moron here, who was going to scatter the traffic, flipped his light on cuz he was coming from the west. But as seconds went by, it became apparent as he got closer to us that he was really packing a wallop! I thought: oh yeah! a green-eared test pilot that's going to buzz the joint cuz his commander's away! (we get a show like that every blue moon.) And then he started trailing smoke real bad and then it hit all of us: a rocket out of Van. God it lumbered slowly upward. All of us broke out into ****-eating grins while the women gasped and shrieked. Then it bent over for the pacific (from our persp.) and penetrated out of the atmosphere. A huge neon-iridescent lavender umbrella opened up that looked kind of like the first volcano image of Io. It sat there glowing for nearly an hour and reminded me of the aurora borealis. Now Dr. Strangewater, what the hell was that all about? Was it propellant? Charged ion? What? Then tell us some rocket accounts and use: "following is all fictional" preceding the story to quell any jealous trolls/dweebs. Your pal, pacplyer |
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