69th Air Force Squad Commander Fired for Drawing Dicks

https://splinternews.com/69th-air-fo...cks-1830749290

What you’re about to read is 100 percent true.

Lt. Col. Paul Goossen, the head of the 69th (NICE) Bomb Squadron, was booted
from his post on Tuesday. At the time, the Air Force would only say in a
statement the move was “due to a loss of trust and confidence from his failure
to maintain a professional workplace environment.”

But on Thursday, Military.com got the goods: Reporter Oriana Pawlyk published a
piece in which sources told her Goossen was fired not for some random act of
assholery but for mapping out routes in the sky that resembled a dick (and
presumably a set of balls), screenshotting the resulting map, and compiling them
in a montage.

Again: The leader of the 69th. Drew sky-penises.

The alleged dick-drawing came between September 2017 and April 2018 when the
69th was deployed in Qatar, a source told Military.com. The sky schlongs were
reportedly crafted by multiple members of the unit, with the images played up
for the squad at the end of their deployment. Later, a snitch turned a
package(s) over to officials, which led to the investigation. Unfortunately, no
visual evidence has been released yet, which will likely remain the case until
the full investigative report is released, so this story will have to remain No.
2 on the Military Sky Dick list to the Navy pilots who carved a massive hog in
Washington’s skies last December.

Goossen has not commented on his dismissal. He was among those that had the
chance to chat with President Donald Trump last Christmas, during which the
president commended his squad on their work fighting ISIS—dicks notwithstanding,
I refuse to believe Trump rang this specific squadron for any other reason than
the fact that the number 69 was involved.

God, I love this country.


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https://splinternews.com/69th-air-fo...ired-for-drawi
ng-dicks-1830749290

What you’re about to read is 100 percent true.

Lt. Col. Paul Goossen, the head of the 69th (NICE) Bomb Squadron, was
booted from his post on Tuesday. At the time, the Air Force would only
say in a statement the move was “due to a loss of trust and confidence
from his failure to maintain a professional workplace environment.”

But on Thursday, Military.com got the goods: Reporter Oriana Pawlyk
published a piece in which sources told her Goossen was fired not for
some random act of assholery but for mapping out routes in the sky
that resembled a dick (and presumably a set of balls), screenshotting
the resulting map, and compiling them in a montage.

Again: The leader of the 69th. Drew sky-penises.

The alleged dick-drawing came between September 2017 and April 2018
when the 69th was deployed in Qatar, a source told Military.com. The
sky schlongs were reportedly crafted by multiple members of the unit,
with the images played up for the squad at the end of their
deployment. Later, a snitch turned a package(s) over to officials,
which led to the investigation. Unfortunately, no visual evidence has
been released yet, which will likely remain the case until the full
investigative report is released, so this story will have to remain
No. 2 on the Military Sky Dick list to the Navy pilots who carved a
massive hog in Washington’s skies last December.

Goossen has not commented on his dismissal. He was among those that
had the chance to chat with President Donald Trump last Christmas,
during which the president commended his squad on their work fighting
ISIS—dicks notwithstanding, I refuse to believe Trump rang this
specific squadron for any other reason than the fact that the number
69 was involved.

God, I love this country.


https://www.military.com/daily-news/...ron-commander-
fired-minot-air-force-base.html



And there was the "sky penis" drawn over
Whidbey Island WA a couple of years ago.....


https://taskandpurpose.com/sky-penis...rs-punishment/