perverts in planes

I think I have the lead in this race. Those that fly
biz jets and heavier stuff are familiar with big airplane
stall warning devices. Most commonly, stick shakers
(artificial buffet) and stick pushers (Dammit, idiot!
Get the nose down!).

Well, I got to be the one to design what may have been
the first (and to my knowledge, only)....are you ready
for this....

Stick Knocker Shaker!

It knocked, it shook, it rattled, and clattered. And
you didn't want to get your finger in the way of it!

Steve Leonard
Former Flight Controls Designer
(The weather folks say we got about 5 inches of snow
here today.)