Unusual Distractions

Years back I was doing FAR 91 corporate flying with a Merlin IIB out
of SNA. I had a trip for my boss down to his house in Cabo San Lucas.
There was one of many charity fishing tournaments happening that he
participated in, and one of the guys asked him if he could add some
color to this particular tournament. My boss, being the bon vivant he
was, and the guy requesting the favor, who was also a good friend of
mine, were of like minds. However, they didn't fill me in on who was
headed down to the Cape on this trip.
So, being the cool dude and proficient pilot, I had everything ready
to go, flight plan filed, cater trays up, bar replenished, standing by
at the airport at 0600. The stretch limo pulls up at about 0700 and my
friend Doc Jerry gets out, followed by six lovely ladies.
Introductions are made and we get loaded up and head south. I'm just
getting leveled off at FL 270, getting ther handoff to Mexican ATC
when one of the lovlies comes up and asks if she can sit in the right
seat. Being a gentleman, I acquiese. Problem is, she is wearing a
string bikini. Wheeeeeew. I glanced back to see Doc Jerry with a big
****eating grin on his face and for the next couple of hours, I am
dazzled, blinded and bewildered (not to mention lustful thoughts)
while the Rams cheerleaders exchange places in the right seat all the
way to San Jose Del Cabo, all in string bikinis and giving me million
dollar smiles.
THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg
Ol Shy & Bashful

On Jul 8, 5:32 pm, Ol Shy & Bashful wrote:
Years back I was doing FAR 91 corporate flying with a Merlin IIB out
of SNA. I had a trip for my boss down to his house in Cabo San Lucas.
There was one of many charity fishing tournaments happening that he
participated in, and one of the guys asked him if he could add some
color to this particular tournament. My boss, being the bon vivant he
was, and the guy requesting the favor, who was also a good friend of
mine, were of like minds. However, they didn't fill me in on who was
headed down to the Cape on this trip.
So, being the cool dude and proficient pilot, I had everything ready
to go, flight plan filed, cater trays up, bar replenished, standing by
at the airport at 0600. The stretch limo pulls up at about 0700 and my
friend Doc Jerry gets out, followed by six lovely ladies.
Introductions are made and we get loaded up and head south. I'm just
getting leveled off at FL 270, getting ther handoff to Mexican ATC
when one of the lovlies comes up and asks if she can sit in the right
seat. Being a gentleman, I acquiese. Problem is, she is wearing a
string bikini. Wheeeeeew. I glanced back to see Doc Jerry with a big
****eating grin on his face and for the next couple of hours, I am
dazzled, blinded and bewildered (not to mention lustful thoughts)
while the Rams cheerleaders exchange places in the right seat all the
way to San Jose Del Cabo, all in string bikinis and giving me million
dollar smiles.
THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg
Ol Shy & Bashful

And you didn't show them the manual inflation tube for the "Otto"
pilot?

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On Jul 8, 5:32 pm, Ol Shy & Bashful wrote:
Years back I was doing FAR 91 corporate flying with a Merlin IIB out
of SNA. I had a trip for my boss down to his house in Cabo San Lucas.
There was one of many charity fishing tournaments happening that he
participated in, and one of the guys asked him if he could add some
color to this particular tournament. My boss, being the bon vivant he
was, and the guy requesting the favor, who was also a good friend of
mine, were of like minds. However, they didn't fill me in on who was
headed down to the Cape on this trip.
So, being the cool dude and proficient pilot, I had everything ready
to go, flight plan filed, cater trays up, bar replenished, standing by
at the airport at 0600. The stretch limo pulls up at about 0700 and my
friend Doc Jerry gets out, followed by six lovely ladies.
Introductions are made and we get loaded up and head south. I'm just
getting leveled off at FL 270, getting ther handoff to Mexican ATC
when one of the lovlies comes up and asks if she can sit in the right
seat. Being a gentleman, I acquiese. Problem is, she is wearing a
string bikini. Wheeeeeew. I glanced back to see Doc Jerry with a big
****eating grin on his face and for the next couple of hours, I am
dazzled, blinded and bewildered (not to mention lustful thoughts)
while the Rams cheerleaders exchange places in the right seat all the
way to San Jose Del Cabo, all in string bikinis and giving me million
dollar smiles.
THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg
Ol Shy & Bashful

And you didn't show them the manual inflation tube for the "Otto"
pilot?


Groan!!

Ol Shy & Bashful wrote:
Introductions are made and we get loaded up and head south. I'm just
getting leveled off at FL 270, getting ther handoff to Mexican ATC
when one of the lovlies comes up and asks if she can sit in the right
seat. Being a gentleman, I acquiese. Problem is, she is wearing a
string bikini.

If that's a distraction, what would it be if she had asked to sit on the
left? ;-)

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On Jul 8, 5:32 pm, Ol Shy & Bashful wrote:
Years back I was doing FAR 91 corporate flying with a Merlin IIB out
of SNA. I had a trip for my boss down to his house in Cabo San Lucas.
There was one of many charity fishing tournaments happening that he
participated in, and one of the guys asked him if he could add some
color to this particular tournament. My boss, being the bon vivant he
was, and the guy requesting the favor, who was also a good friend of
mine, were of like minds. However, they didn't fill me in on who was
headed down to the Cape on this trip.
So, being the cool dude and proficient pilot, I had everything ready
to go, flight plan filed, cater trays up, bar replenished, standing by
at the airport at 0600. The stretch limo pulls up at about 0700 and my
friend Doc Jerry gets out, followed by six lovely ladies.
Introductions are made and we get loaded up and head south. I'm just
getting leveled off at FL 270, getting ther handoff to Mexican ATC
when one of the lovlies comes up and asks if she can sit in the right
seat. Being a gentleman, I acquiese. Problem is, she is wearing a
string bikini. Wheeeeeew. I glanced back to see Doc Jerry with a big
****eating grin on his face and for the next couple of hours, I am
dazzled, blinded and bewildered (not to mention lustful thoughts)
while the Rams cheerleaders exchange places in the right seat all the
way to San Jose Del Cabo, all in string bikinis and giving me million
dollar smiles.
THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg
Ol Shy & Bashful

And you didn't show them the manual inflation tube for the "Otto"
pilot?

Thats funny. I am going to use that.

Ol Shy & Bashful wrote:
I'm just getting leveled off at FL 270, getting ther handoff to
Mexican ATC when one of the lovlies comes up and asks if she can sit
in the right seat. Being a gentleman, I acquiese. Problem is, she is
wearing a string bikini. [...] I am dazzled, blinded and bewildered
(not to mention lustful thoughts) while the [six] Rams cheerleaders
exchange places in the right seat all the way to San Jose Del Cabo,
[...]

In some circles, that'd get the passengers another three to six thousand
feet, no questions asked. (Of course, those pilots almost always stay
out of the flight levels, at least in the US. For further information,
see FAR part 105.)

Matt Roberds

Ol Shy & Bashful writes:

THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg

Not if you really like flying.

On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 16:32:37 -0700, Ol Shy & Bashful
wrote:

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dazzled, blinded and bewildered (not to mention lustful thoughts)
while the Rams cheerleaders exchange places in the right seat all the
way to San Jose Del Cabo, all in string bikinis and giving me million
dollar smiles.
THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg
Ol Shy & Bashful

In a situation like that, you mention that a "happy" pilot is a
"safe" pilot...

TC

Mxsmanic wrote in
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Ol Shy & Bashful writes:

THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg

Not if you really like flying.


How would you know?
You don't fly, bankruptcy boi


Bertie

"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
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Ol Shy & Bashful writes:

THAT IS A DISTRACTION.........ggg

Not if you really like flying.

Since you have stated you have no interest in sex, and no interest in real
flying, on what do you base this statement?