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Old April 29th 07, 01:36 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
601XL Builder
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For what a F22 costs you'd think they'd throw in an extra set of keys.

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=20396

How much crap do you think this guy had to deal with in the ready room?
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Old April 29th 07, 02:33 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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601XL Builder wrote:
For what a F22 costs you'd think they'd throw in an extra set of keys.


At that point, why not have some fun and try out the ejection seat?

"Just testing, sir. Honest."

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Old April 29th 07, 02:47 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"TheSmokingGnu" wrote in message
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601XL Builder wrote:
At that point, why not have some fun and try out the ejection seat?


And if you pull the ejection lever and the canopy STILL stays stubbornly
attached? What then?

Vaughn




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Old April 29th 07, 02:52 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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"601XL Builder" wrDOTgiacona@suddenlinkDOTnet wrote in message ...
For what a F22 costs you'd think they'd throw in an extra set of keys.

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=20396

How much crap do you think this guy had to deal with in the ready room?



Well, that's two years salary for me.

What a god damn waste....


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Old April 29th 07, 03:17 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Judah
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"Vaughn Simon" wrote in
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"TheSmokingGnu" wrote in message
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601XL Builder wrote:
At that point, why not have some fun and try out the ejection seat?


And if you pull the ejection lever and the canopy STILL stays
stubbornly attached? What then?


BIG headache!
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Old April 29th 07, 03:31 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Sylvain
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Vaughn Simon wrote:

And if you pull the ejection lever and the canopy STILL stays
stubbornly
attached? What then?


....well, you call 'The Wolf' to help you clean up the mess...

--Sylvain
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Old April 29th 07, 03:35 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Bob Fry
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"Canopy replacement cost is $182,205." Ouch...I felt that in my wallet.
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Old April 29th 07, 05:42 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
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On Apr 28, 10:31 pm, Sylvain wrote:
Vaughn Simon wrote:
And if you pull the ejection lever and the canopy STILL stays
stubbornly
attached? What then?


...well, you call 'The Wolf' to help you clean up the mess...


"When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign in front of the
hangar that said 'Dead Pilot Storage'? Did you?"

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Old April 29th 07, 07:49 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
TheSmokingGnu
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Vaughn Simon wrote:
And if you pull the ejection lever and the canopy STILL stays stubbornly
attached? What then?


The canopy is held onto the aircraft by those explosive bolts. If those
don't remove the canopy's incentive to remain attached, there's not much
you can do about it.

As a bonus, however, the seatback will punch through the canopy first,
and you're wearing that fancy helmet. Worth a shot, at least! :P

TheSmokingGnu
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Old April 29th 07, 01:32 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Peter Dohm
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"601XL Builder" wrDOTgiacona@suddenlinkDOTnet wrote in message
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For what a F22 costs you'd think they'd throw in an extra set of keys.

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=20396

How much crap do you think this guy had to deal with in the ready room?


Not to be picky ... well, yes, *just* to be picky....

This story is "recycled" and was discussed at length a year ago--when it was
initially posted.

Peter


 




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