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  #11  
Old January 21st 04, 03:15 PM
bumper
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Geez Bill, sure hope you're not including me in your "many people" group.
PEZ is worth at least a rat's hindquarters in tems of entertainment value.
Keep it up John, "many people" appreciate what you do!
--
bumper ZZ (reverse all after @)
"Dare to be different . . . circle in sink."

"Bill Wallace" wrote in message
om...
Geez John, not many people give a rat's ass.....

"John Shelton" wrote in message

hlink.net...
Start your New Year with a New Pez.

www.soaravenal.com

click on What's New button.

Pez is almost ready to start work on his diamonds and tell his many

landout
stories, which are really your landout stories and my landout stories.



  #12  
Old January 21st 04, 03:17 PM
Ray Lovinggood
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Pez is great! Kudos to John Shelton for creating him
and sharing the wild adventures of Pez with the rest
of us!

John, does Pez have any flying buddies who speak with
a German accent?

Ray Lovinggood
Carrboro, North Carolina, USA





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Old January 21st 04, 03:20 PM
John Shelton
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Just a quick question, Bill. And I don't mean to give you the impression
that you or anyone else has the capacity to "get my goat". You don't. In
fact, there is no such thing as bad press. Right here I will admit to being
a commie spy, an assassin, a racist, a child molester, a chicken thief, HIV
positive, a coward, and a psychopathic ax murderer that enjoys sex with
vertebrates of any gender or age or level of health, forced or voluntary or
for money. I faked my barograph traces and took my turnpoint photos in
advance. In contests, I put my datelogger on other peoples gliders so I can
stay on the ground and shoot up smack. I make my living by holding up a
cardboard sign proclaiming myself to be a Vietnam Vet (see coward above) or
by beating up elderly women and robbing them unless they look too spry.

So, fire away, pal.

But I have one question. And I don't want you to jump to any conclusions.
Don't read between the lines. Okay?

Here goes: Are you a large man, Bill? You know, strong and fast and
impervious to pain?

Just curious. : )



"Bill Wallace" wrote in message
om...
Geez John, not many people give a rat's ass.....

"John Shelton" wrote in message

hlink.net...
Start your New Year with a New Pez.

www.soaravenal.com

click on What's New button.

Pez is almost ready to start work on his diamonds and tell his many

landout
stories, which are really your landout stories and my landout stories.



  #14  
Old January 21st 04, 03:23 PM
bumper
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Bill,

I hope you're not including me in your "many people" group. For fun and
entertainment value, PEZ is worth much more than a rat's hindquarters.
Didn't your mommy tell you, "If you can't say anything nice . . . "? Or was
your post just a troll?

Keep it up John!

--
bumper ZZ (reverse all after @)
"Dare to be different . . . circle in sink."

"Bill Wallace" wrote in message
om...
Geez John, not many people give a rat's ass.....

"John Shelton" wrote in message

hlink.net...
Start your New Year with a New Pez.

www.soaravenal.com

click on What's New button.

Pez is almost ready to start work on his diamonds and tell his many

landout
stories, which are really your landout stories and my landout stories.



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Old January 21st 04, 03:33 PM
Mark James Boyd
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John Shelton wrote:
Right here I will admit...
...that enjoys sex with
vertebrates...


What's with the excessively high standards here, John?
Tryin' to make the rest of us look bad? :P

as the author scurries off in search of a cute jellyfish
with a nice set of coconuts...
  #16  
Old January 21st 04, 05:05 PM
John Shelton
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Nien. But his creator's accent can be heard by walking right outside your
door there in Carrboro and listening to the stupidest man in your
vicinity...the one in bib overalls with a cheek full of Redman.

When I was a student at UNC, I worked as a milkman in Carrboro.

"Ray Lovinggood" wrote in message
...
Pez is great! Kudos to John Shelton for creating him
and sharing the wild adventures of Pez with the rest
of us!

John, does Pez have any flying buddies who speak with
a German accent?

Ray Lovinggood
Carrboro, North Carolina, USA







  #17  
Old January 21st 04, 05:37 PM
Ray Lovinggood
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John,

You can't turn 'right' in Carrboro, aka, 'the liberal
side of Chapel Hill'. :-)

And you don't see much of the bibs these days. Farms
are turning into condos and single family homes and
the people living in them are helping to close down
the Chapel Hill Airport. SInce the airport is slated
to close, the main north-south road, Airport Road,
might get a new name: 'Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.'

Yes sir, progress!

Ray Lovinggood
Carrboro, North Carolina, USA


At 17:12 21 January 2004, John Shelton wrote:
Nien. But his creator's accent can be heard by walking
right outside your
door there in Carrboro and listening to the stupidest
man in your
vicinity...the one in bib overalls with a cheek full
of Redman.

When I was a student at UNC, I worked as a milkman
in Carrboro.

'Ray Lovinggood' wrote in message
...
Pez is great! Kudos to John Shelton for creating
him
and sharing the wild adventures of Pez with the rest
of us!

John, does Pez have any flying buddies who speak with
a German accent?

Ray Lovinggood
Carrboro, North Carolina, USA











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Old January 21st 04, 05:45 PM
Nyal Williams
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At 15:24 21 January 2004, John Shelton wrote:
Just a quick question, Bill. And I don't mean to give
you the impression
that you or anyone else has the capacity to 'get my
goat'.

snip

John, we didn't know you had a goat. I thought he
got carried back to town and was fricaseed right after
that crop dusting incident you told us about.



  #20  
Old January 21st 04, 11:05 PM
Stewart Kissel
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At 04:24 21 January 2004, Bill Wallace wrote:
Geez John, not many people give a rat's ass.....



Jiminy Mr Wallace, your roids flare up or have u identified
a character in the PEZ series whose character u think
might be based upon U? Your email name identifies
you as someone who has an interest in soaring, so maybe
PEZ hits to close to home?



 




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