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Old August 27th 11, 02:32 PM
Walt Connelly Walt Connelly is offline
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Reading all the posts about accidents and their causes, reasons and excuses has made me google my fingers off (I'm about to go blind) in an attempt to as completely as possible understand all that's happening physiologically regarding dehydration. Knowing the early warning signs of any problem is a good thing and can help us avoid the sudden ramifications of our failure to comply.

As most of us know, (all of us except cookie) dehydration can cause us to suffer from reduced mental capacity, not a good thing while flying. It's believed that long term dehydration might also be a cause of Alzheimer's disease, not something anyone want's to experience. But here's the thing that got my attention. Dehydration can also cause loss of LIBIDO, failure to function, mycoxafloppin, erectus imperfectus. You get home at the end of a long day soaring with the eagles and wifey wants some attention. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You didn't drink enough and now your little friend is staring forlornly at your toes and the little lady might not be making your bacon and eggs in the morning.

So, just another reason to maintain good hydration my friends. Your flying will be safer, your little friend will be ready for action and wifey (or girlfriend) will be happy for another day. After all, isn't "keepin' it up" what being a glider pilot is all about?

Walt
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Old August 27th 11, 04:29 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
glidergeek
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On Aug 27, 6:32*am, Walt Connelly Walt.Connelly.
wrote:
Reading all the posts about accidents and their causes, reasons and
excuses has made me google my fingers off (I'm about to go blind) in an
attempt to as completely as possible understand all that's happening
physiologically regarding dehydration. *Knowing the early warning signs
of any problem is a good thing and can help us avoid the sudden
ramifications of our failure to comply.

As most of us know, (all of us except cookie) dehydration can cause us
to suffer from reduced mental capacity, not a good thing while flying.
It's believed that long term dehydration might also be a cause of
Alzheimer's disease, not something anyone want's to experience. *But
here's the thing that got my attention. *Dehydration can also cause loss
of LIBIDO, failure to function, mycoxafloppin, erectus imperfectus. *You
get home at the end of a long day soaring with the eagles and wifey
wants some attention. *But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *You didn't drink enough
and now your little friend is staring forlornly at your toes and the
little lady might not be making your bacon and eggs in the morning. *

So, just another reason to maintain good hydration my friends. *Your
flying will be safer, your little friend will be ready for action and
wifey (or girlfriend) will be happy for another day. *After all, isn't
"keepin' it up" what being a glider pilot is all about?

Walt

--
Walt Connelly


Walt always think Titties & Beer (not necessarily in that order).
Plenty of hydration there! Beer after flight to catch up with
hydration, Titties after beer.
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Old August 27th 11, 06:53 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Gary[_5_]
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On Aug 27, 11:29*am, glidergeek wrote:
On Aug 27, 6:32*am, Walt Connelly Walt.Connelly.





wrote:
Reading all the posts about accidents and their causes, reasons and
excuses has made me google my fingers off (I'm about to go blind) in an
attempt to as completely as possible understand all that's happening
physiologically regarding dehydration. *Knowing the early warning signs
of any problem is a good thing and can help us avoid the sudden
ramifications of our failure to comply.


As most of us know, (all of us except cookie) dehydration can cause us
to suffer from reduced mental capacity, not a good thing while flying.
It's believed that long term dehydration might also be a cause of
Alzheimer's disease, not something anyone want's to experience. *But
here's the thing that got my attention. *Dehydration can also cause loss
of LIBIDO, failure to function, mycoxafloppin, erectus imperfectus. *You
get home at the end of a long day soaring with the eagles and wifey
wants some attention. *But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *You didn't drink enough
and now your little friend is staring forlornly at your toes and the
little lady might not be making your bacon and eggs in the morning. *


So, just another reason to maintain good hydration my friends. *Your
flying will be safer, your little friend will be ready for action and
wifey (or girlfriend) will be happy for another day. *After all, isn't
"keepin' it up" what being a glider pilot is all about?


Walt


--
Walt Connelly


Walt always think Titties & Beer (not necessarily in that order).
Plenty of hydration there! Beer after flight to catch up with
hydration, Titties after beer.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Heck, I thought he was talking about putting the wings on.
Gary Adams
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Old August 27th 11, 08:24 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
soarski[_2_]
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On Aug 27, 11:53*am, Gary wrote:
On Aug 27, 11:29*am, glidergeek wrote:





On Aug 27, 6:32*am, Walt Connelly Walt.Connelly.


wrote:
Reading all the posts about accidents and their causes, reasons and
excuses has made me google my fingers off (I'm about to go blind) in an
attempt to as completely as possible understand all that's happening
physiologically regarding dehydration. *Knowing the early warning signs
of any problem is a good thing and can help us avoid the sudden
ramifications of our failure to comply.


As most of us know, (all of us except cookie) dehydration can cause us
to suffer from reduced mental capacity, not a good thing while flying..
It's believed that long term dehydration might also be a cause of
Alzheimer's disease, not something anyone want's to experience. *But
here's the thing that got my attention. *Dehydration can also cause loss
of LIBIDO, failure to function, mycoxafloppin, erectus imperfectus. *You
get home at the end of a long day soaring with the eagles and wifey
wants some attention. *But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *You didn't drink enough
and now your little friend is staring forlornly at your toes and the
little lady might not be making your bacon and eggs in the morning. *


So, just another reason to maintain good hydration my friends. *Your
flying will be safer, your little friend will be ready for action and
wifey (or girlfriend) will be happy for another day. *After all, isn't
"keepin' it up" what being a glider pilot is all about?


Walt


--
Walt Connelly


Walt always think Titties & Beer (not necessarily in that order).
Plenty of hydration there! Beer after flight to catch up with
hydration, Titties after beer.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Heck, I thought he was talking about putting the wings on.
Gary Adams- Hide quoted text -

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Ok Gary, ...have a couple of beers
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Old August 27th 11, 11:15 PM
Walt Connelly Walt Connelly is offline
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On Aug 27, 6:32*am, Walt Connelly Walt.Connelly.
wrote:
Reading all the posts about accidents and their causes, reasons and
excuses has made me google my fingers off (I'm about to go blind) in an
attempt to as completely as possible understand all that's happening
physiologically regarding dehydration. *Knowing the early warning signs
of any problem is a good thing and can help us avoid the sudden
ramifications of our failure to comply.

As most of us know, (all of us except cookie) dehydration can cause us
to suffer from reduced mental capacity, not a good thing while flying.
It's believed that long term dehydration might also be a cause of
Alzheimer's disease, not something anyone want's to experience. *But
here's the thing that got my attention. *Dehydration can also cause loss
of LIBIDO, failure to function, mycoxafloppin, erectus imperfectus. *You
get home at the end of a long day soaring with the eagles and wifey
wants some attention. *But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *You didn't drink enough
and now your little friend is staring forlornly at your toes and the
little lady might not be making your bacon and eggs in the morning. *

So, just another reason to maintain good hydration my friends. *Your
flying will be safer, your little friend will be ready for action and
wifey (or girlfriend) will be happy for another day. *After all, isn't
"keepin' it up" what being a glider pilot is all about?

Walt

--
Walt Connelly


Walt always think Titties & Beer (not necessarily in that order).
Plenty of hydration there! Beer after flight to catch up with
hydration, Titties after beer.
Well actually beer is a very poor choice for hydration and I don't touch alcohol at all. Spend 13 hours bouncing around in the back of a C-130, do it with a hang over and your desire for booze will be cured forever.

Walt
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Old August 27th 11, 11:53 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
jim wynhoff
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On Aug 27, 8:29*am, glidergeek wrote:
On Aug 27, 6:32*am, Walt Connelly Walt.Connelly.





wrote:
Reading all the posts about accidents and their causes, reasons and
excuses has made me google my fingers off (I'm about to go blind) in an
attempt to as completely as possible understand all that's happening
physiologically regarding dehydration. *Knowing the early warning signs
of any problem is a good thing and can help us avoid the sudden
ramifications of our failure to comply.


As most of us know, (all of us except cookie) dehydration can cause us
to suffer from reduced mental capacity, not a good thing while flying.
It's believed that long term dehydration might also be a cause of
Alzheimer's disease, not something anyone want's to experience. *But
here's the thing that got my attention. *Dehydration can also cause loss
of LIBIDO, failure to function, mycoxafloppin, erectus imperfectus. *You
get home at the end of a long day soaring with the eagles and wifey
wants some attention. *But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *You didn't drink enough
and now your little friend is staring forlornly at your toes and the
little lady might not be making your bacon and eggs in the morning. *


So, just another reason to maintain good hydration my friends. *Your
flying will be safer, your little friend will be ready for action and
wifey (or girlfriend) will be happy for another day. *After all, isn't
"keepin' it up" what being a glider pilot is all about?


Walt


--
Walt Connelly


Walt always think Titties & Beer (not necessarily in that order).
Plenty of hydration there! Beer after flight to catch up with
hydration, Titties after beer.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Except that beer has the opposite effect!
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Old August 28th 11, 11:21 PM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
glidergeek
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On Aug 27, 3:15*pm, Walt Connelly Walt.Connelly.
wrote:
glidergeek;781572 Wrote:









On Aug 27, 6:32*am, Walt Connelly Walt.Connelly.
wrote:-
Reading all the posts about accidents and their causes, reasons and
excuses has made me google my fingers off (I'm about to go blind) in
an
attempt to as completely as possible understand all that's happening
physiologically regarding dehydration. *Knowing the early warning
signs
of any problem is a good thing and can help us avoid the sudden
ramifications of our failure to comply.


As most of us know, (all of us except cookie) dehydration can cause us
to suffer from reduced mental capacity, not a good thing while flying.
It's believed that long term dehydration might also be a cause of
Alzheimer's disease, not something anyone want's to experience. *But
here's the thing that got my attention. *Dehydration can also cause
loss
of LIBIDO, failure to function, mycoxafloppin, erectus imperfectus.
*You
get home at the end of a long day soaring with the eagles and wifey
wants some attention. *But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *You didn't drink enough
and now your little friend is staring forlornly at your toes and the
little lady might not be making your bacon and eggs in the morning. *


So, just another reason to maintain good hydration my friends. *Your
flying will be safer, your little friend will be ready for action and
wifey (or girlfriend) will be happy for another day. *After all, isn't
"keepin' it up" what being a glider pilot is all about?


Walt


--
Walt Connelly-


Walt always think Titties & Beer (not necessarily in that order).
Plenty of hydration there! Beer after flight to catch up with
hydration, Titties after beer.


Well actually beer is a very poor choice for hydration and I don't touch
alcohol at all. *Spend 13 hours bouncing around in the back of a C-130,
do it with a hang over and your desire for booze will be cured forever.

Walt

--
Walt Connelly


OK Walt, Viagra & water then.
 




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