BREAKING NEWS: Simulated FAA pulls MXSMANIC'S simulated license

Is this a real or simulated story?

Jon

Nomen Nescio wrote:

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The simulated FAA has revoked Mxsmanic's simulated license until
a simulated medical evaluation by a simulated medical examiner determines
if his apparent mental problems are real or simulated. A simulated spokesman
issued a simulated statement. today. in which he expressed a simulated concern
for Mxsmanic's current state of simulated mind. "We must, as a simulated regulating
agency, provide simulated oversight of the simulated aviation community to
keep our simulated sky safe from simulated pilots who show poor simulated judgment",
the simulated spokesman said.
The simulated review will include a simulated psychological evaluation, a
simulated blood test for banned substances, and will be reviewed by a simulated FAA
designated simulated flight surgeon.
"If it turns out that he is a real whacko", the simulated spokesman said, "we will have no
choice but to reinstate his simulated license since our simulated jurisdiction only includes
the simulated world. But if our simulated investigation turns up some serious simulated
issues, Mxsmanic could lose his simulated license for the rest of his simulated life".

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