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Old January 26th 07, 06:55 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Jim Breckenridge
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A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
barrier.


The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think
of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
such a bad thing!!
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Old January 26th 07, 07:08 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
redc1c4
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Default Young Pilot---Older Pilot

Jim Breckenridge wrote:

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think
of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon bun."

When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
such a bad thing!!


young bull - old bull..................

redc1c4,
who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)
--
"Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear
considerable watching."

Army Officer's Guide
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Old January 26th 07, 07:08 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
redc1c4
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Jim Breckenridge wrote:

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think
of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon bun."

When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
such a bad thing!!


young bull - old bull..................

redc1c4,
who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)
--
"Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear
considerable watching."

Army Officer's Guide
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Old January 27th 07, 09:12 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
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We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."

"Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message
news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...



A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.


The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
back BRon and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
thing!!



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Old January 27th 07, 09:12 AM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
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We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."

"Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message
news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...



A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.


The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
back BRon and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
thing!!



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Old January 27th 07, 07:49 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Bill[_3_]
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redc1c4 wrote:
Jim Breckenridge wrote:
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think
of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon bun."

When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
such a bad thing!!


young bull - old bull..................

redc1c4,
who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)


Didn't I hear somewhere that "there are bold pilots, and there are old
pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots".

Bill Browne from Europe
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Old January 27th 07, 07:49 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Bill[_3_]
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redc1c4 wrote:
Jim Breckenridge wrote:
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think
of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon bun."

When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
such a bad thing!!


young bull - old bull..................

redc1c4,
who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-)


Didn't I hear somewhere that "there are bold pilots, and there are old
pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots".

Bill Browne from Europe
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Old January 27th 07, 11:20 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Papa Fox
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Ah, yes, the dreaded six-engine landing. P.

On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:12:40 GMT, wrote:

We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."

"Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message
news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...



A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.


The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
back BRon and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
thing!!


  #9  
Old January 27th 07, 11:20 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Papa Fox
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Posts: 75
Default Young Pilot---Older Pilot

Ah, yes, the dreaded six-engine landing. P.

On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:12:40 GMT, wrote:

We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on-
"I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that."

"Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message
news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no...



A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey
decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went
into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a
sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.


The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came!
back BRon and said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the
back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad
thing!!


 




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