A aviation & planes forum. AviationBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » AviationBanter forum » rec.aviation newsgroups » Home Built
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

sport pilot humor



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old April 9th 04, 04:22 PM
Occom
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default sport pilot humor

I found this on a web site about Harley powered aircraft. (that in itself
may constitute hunor depending on how you feel about HD.)

HUMOR :-) PROPOSED FEDERAL AVIATION REGULATION ACT 1000.A No pilot or
pilots, or person or persons acting on the direction or suggestion or
supervision of the pilot or pilots may try, or attempt to try or make or
make attempt to try to comprehend or understand any or all, in whole or in
part of the herein mentioned Federal Aviation Regulations, except as
authorized by the Administrator or an agent appointed by, or inspected by
the Administrator. 1000.B If the pilot, or group of associated pilots
becomes aware of, or realizes, or detects, or discovers or finds that he, or
she, or they, are or have been beginning to understand the Federal Aviation
Regulations, they must immediately, within three (3) days notify, in
writing, the Administrator. 1000.C Upon receipt of the above mentioned
notice of impending comprehension, the Administrator will immediately
rewrite the Federal Aviation Regulations in such a manner as to eliminate
any further comprehension hazards. 1000.D The Administrator may, at his or
her option, require the offending pilot, or pilots, to attend remedial
instruction in Federal Aviation Regulations until such time that the pilot
is too confused to be capable of understanding anything.


Ads
 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
AOPA Stall/Spin Study -- Stowell's Review (8,000 words) Rich Stowell Aerobatics 28 January 2nd 09 02:26 PM
Sport Pilot Leaves DOT for OMB, Latest News Fitzair4 Home Built 3 December 25th 03 02:49 AM
New Sport Pilot Aircraft Website Info Home Built 0 November 29th 03 10:25 AM
Sport Pilot Seminar & Fly-in Gilan Home Built 0 October 11th 03 05:21 AM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 01:05 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2004-2020 AviationBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.