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New Year weight loss plans ???
Grumman-581 wrote:
"Mark Hickey" wrote in message ... I went over the bars and managed to tuck and roll, and actually did a handspring out, landing on my feet (and not a soul around to see it). Fortunately my guardian angle was apparently on duty that day and I only got a little biffed up. Slightly scraped, but wiser. The first time it happened to me, I tended to stay attached to the bike... Pretty good trick, come to think of it, since I didn't have toe clips on that bike... I ended up inverted with the bike upside down... I guess I had a death grip on the brake and the bike stayed with me... The dog decided to make a loop or to around me and wrap me with the leash... He then had the nerve to stop and look at me as to ask why I was laying on the concrete / asphalt of the bike trail... Didn't have a helmet, of course, so I'm curious how I managed to do it without getting the least scratch on my head... It's not like I have a lot of hair up there protecting it... From some of your past posts, it sounds like you may not need a helmet! :-) Matt |
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Morgans wrote:
"Mark Hickey" wrote The dog dead-centered the pole at a dead run, and went down in a heap, twitching. I continued my sprint up the hill, laughing at the dog's owner now running down the hill to see how much damage his dog had done to itself. Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield... LOL!!! I haven't laughed so loud at something on the internet in a LONG time. Thanks! Yes, that is a good one. I've even seen a cartoon with a bug splattered on a windshield that is funny. Another one I heard that is in the same vein is... "Some days you are the dog and some days you are the hydrant." Matt |
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Morgans wrote:
"Mark Hickey" wrote Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield... LOL!!! I haven't laughed so loud at something on the internet in a LONG time. Thanks! Yes, that is a good one. I've even seen a cartoon with a bug splattered on a windshield that is funny. Wonder why the animal rights acitvist leave out the bugs' rights... :^) |
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"Matt Whiting" wrote Yes, that is a good one. I've even seen a cartoon with a bug splattered on a windshield that is funny. Question: What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind, as he is hitting the windshield? Answer: His butt-hole! I know, go to your room, Jim! g -- Jim in NC |
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Wonder why the animal rights acitvist leave out the bugs' rights...
:^) It's a size thing. The smaller the bug, the less anyone cares. Just check out all the protections heaped upon King Crabs -- one of the largest sea bugs. Size matters... ;-) -- Jay Honeck Iowa City, IA Pathfinder N56993 www.AlexisParkInn.com "Your Aviation Destination" |
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