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The Seven Levels of Aviation (not for the humor-impaired)



 
 
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Old February 17th 07, 02:18 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Jose
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Default The Seven Levels of Aviation (not for the humor-impaired)

dihydrogen monoxide, actually.

Hydrogen hydroxide, actually, if one counts the way the molecule splits.

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Old February 17th 07, 02:44 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
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dihydrogen monoxide, actually.

Hydrogen hydroxide, actually, if one counts the way the molecule splits.



I believe that you are right, but something akin to dihydrogen-monoxide or
possibly dihydrogen-oxide was the name used to perpetrate an amusing prank
in which a city council allegedly voted to ban any use or possession of the
substance in their city. As the story was related to me: the perpetrators
supposedly admitted the prank and the council then withdrew allegedly
withdrew the ordinance before final passage.

Now, if we can only get the perpetrators of the global warming prank to
confess...



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Old February 17th 07, 05:03 AM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Jim Macklin
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No such thing a warming limited to Global, Mars ice caps
receding, Rovers still running, atmosphere getting thicker,
Pluto warmer, Jupiter has a second spot, comets brighter;
the whole damned solar system is getting a heat wave.



"Peter Dohm" wrote in message
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| dihydrogen monoxide, actually.
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| Hydrogen hydroxide, actually, if one counts the way the
molecule splits.
|
|
| I believe that you are right, but something akin to
dihydrogen-monoxide or
| possibly dihydrogen-oxide was the name used to perpetrate
an amusing prank
| in which a city council allegedly voted to ban any use or
possession of the
| substance in their city. As the story was related to me:
the perpetrators
| supposedly admitted the prank and the council then
withdrew allegedly
| withdrew the ordinance before final passage.
|
| Now, if we can only get the perpetrators of the global
warming prank to
| confess...
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Old February 17th 07, 12:19 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Peter Dohm
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Default The Seven Levels of Aviation (not for the humor-impaired)

No such thing a warming limited to Global, Mars ice caps
receding, Rovers still running, atmosphere getting thicker,
Pluto warmer, Jupiter has a second spot, comets brighter;
the whole damned solar system is getting a heat wave.


Exactly!


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Old February 17th 07, 12:54 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Jose
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I believe that you are right, but something akin to dihydrogen-monoxide or
possibly dihydrogen-oxide was the name used


Yes, but dihydrogen monoxide is an extremely dangerous substance which
needs to be treated with enormous respect.

Hydrogen hydroxide is just water.

Jose
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Old February 17th 07, 01:10 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Tony
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Default The Seven Levels of Aviation (not for the humor-impaired)

Jose said

On Feb 17, 7:54 am, Jose wrote:
I believe that you are right, but something akin to dihydrogen-monoxide or
possibly dihydrogen-oxide was the name used


Yes, but dihydrogen monoxide is an extremely dangerous substance which
needs to be treated with enormous respect.

Hydrogen hydroxide is just water.

Which, I'll remind him, is an extremely dangerous substance which
needs to be treated with enormous respect.


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Old February 17th 07, 01:43 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Jose
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Which, I'll remind him, is an extremely dangerous substance which
needs to be treated with enormous respect.


Oh, you're all wet!

Jose
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follow something, be it a leader, a creed, or a mob. Whosoever fully
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Old February 17th 07, 02:04 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Matt Whiting
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Default The Seven Levels of Aviation (not for the humor-impaired)

Jim Macklin wrote:

No such thing a warming limited to Global, Mars ice caps
receding, Rovers still running, atmosphere getting thicker,
Pluto warmer, Jupiter has a second spot, comets brighter;
the whole damned solar system is getting a heat wave.


And all because Americans are driving SUVs. Who'd a thunk we had such
power?


Matt
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Old February 17th 07, 03:33 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Tony
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That's what flaming is all about. Best results if I'm leaned to peak,
though. Makes sense, doesn't it, that one would lean towards a peak --
there's more mass there, after all.


On Feb 17, 9:05 am, Clark wrote:
Jose wrote in news:rEDBh.22585$zH1.19929
@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net:

Which, I'll remind him, is an extremely dangerous substance which
needs to be treated with enormous respect.


Oh, you're all wet!


Are you trying to get him steamed?

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Old February 17th 07, 04:06 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting,rec.aviation.student
Tony
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OK, I'm ready to declare an emergency for you here, you are exhibiting
an unusual attitude, I suspect your gyro is caged.

Hey, that'll make a good lunch -- a gyro and a salad. I've got to feta
along now.

See you on the reciprocal, and I claim extra points for getting an
aviation reference in every paragraph.

Someone change the thread title, we've drifted off course.




On Feb 17, 10:47 am, Clark wrote:
"Tony" wrote in news:1171726390.632404.317280
@a75g2000cwd.googlegroups.com:

That's what flaming is all about. Best results if I'm leaned to peak,
though. Makes sense, doesn't it, that one would lean towards a peak --
there's more mass there, after all.


I think you're overstating the gravity of the situation...
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