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December 23rd 04, 02:39 PM
Here's a joke for you that I got from another thread,

The Public Works Minister of a former French colony in Central Africa
is in
France in an official visit.
He is invited for a dinner at the private house of his French
counterpart.
When he reaches the place, he can't refrain to say:
- My goodness, what a superb mansion! You must be from a rich family, I
know
how much a French Minister is paid, you can't afford that on your
salary!
The French Minister laughs and tells him:
- Come to the window. You see that highway there?
- Yes.
- Its real cost was 10 million Euros. The contractor invoiced it for 12
millions, I approved the bill and get 2 million cash from them.


Few years later, the very same French Public Works Minister is in an
official visit to this African country and is invited for a dinner at
the
private house of his old friend the African Minister.
When he reaches the place, he is totally amazed and says:
- That's not a house! It's a palace! I know about your country
finances, how
could you manage that?
The African Minister laughs and tells him:
- Come to the window. You see that highway there?
- No....

A very Merry Christmas to all.

Bryan

Darrel Toepfer
December 23rd 04, 04:11 PM
wrote:

> Few years later, the very same French Public Works Minister is in an
> official visit to this African country and is invited for a dinner at
> the private house of his old friend the African Minister.
> When he reaches the place, he is totally amazed and says:
> - That's not a house! It's a palace! I know about your country
> finances, how could you manage that?
> The African Minister laughs and tells him:
> - Come to the window. You see that highway there?
> - No....

I thought African's got their money thru email scams?

Jay Honeck
December 24th 04, 12:41 AM
> A very Merry Christmas to all.

And to you, Bryan!
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

Paul Sengupta
December 26th 04, 12:01 AM
"Jay Honeck" > wrote in message
news:8BJyd.551909$wV.241326@attbi_s54...
>> A very Merry Christmas to all.
>
> And to you, Bryan!

And just popped in to say a very Merry Christmas from me too!

Might even have time to read some newsgroups over the next few
days, you never know! :-)

Paul

Jay Honeck
December 26th 04, 02:30 AM
> And just popped in to say a very Merry Christmas from me too!

Same to you, Paul.

Have a bacon budgie (or whatever the heck you call 'em) for me!

:-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

December 26th 04, 06:12 PM
Thanks Jay! Did Santa get you what you want?

Bryan

December 26th 04, 06:12 PM
Thanks Jay! Did Santa get you what you wanted?

Bryan

Jay Honeck
December 27th 04, 06:29 PM
> Thanks Jay! Did Santa get you what you wanted?

Yep -- good drill bits and screw drivers -- which is all I really wanted!

And you? Did Santa buy you a flying gadget or aviation gizmo?
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"

December 28th 04, 01:05 PM
Cool, you can never have enough screw drivers and bits. I got a Wright
Brother's model and a Spirit of St Louis model, long johns, pajama and
a couple of this and that. Yee Hah!

Bryan

December 28th 04, 05:18 PM
Not real FLYING gizmos, but I'll take them.

Bryan

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