Contest jokes

[JS]

There must be dozens...
Opening gambit:

Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?

A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.

Jim

[ND]

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
> There must be dozens...
> Opening gambit:
>
> Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?
>
> A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.
>
> Jim

why did the chicken enter the finish cylinder?

......because he took away the line.

[ND]

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
> There must be dozens...
> Opening gambit:
>
> Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?
>
> A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.
>
> Jim

why did the chicken enter the finish cylinder?

....because they took away the line.

[Dave Nadler]

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
> There must be dozens...

Look! A wisp forming!
Nah, sorry, just a floater...

[Dan Daly[_2_]]

On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 8:47:35 AM UTC-5, Dave Nadler wrote:
> On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
> > There must be dozens...
>
> Look! A wisp forming!
> Nah, sorry, just a floater...

These are not the clouds you seek...

[WB]

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 10:24:05 PM UTC-6, JS wrote:
> There must be dozens...
> Opening gambit:
>
> Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?
>
> A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.
>
> Jim

Q. You see a bunch of gliders cruise by overhead. What time is it?

A. Fifteen after one.

[Robin Clark]

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
> There must be dozens...
> Opening gambit:
>
> Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?
>
> A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.
>
> Jim

Q. Why did the BGA pilot take the stairs?

A. He couldn't find the lift.

[Luke Szczepaniak]

A no turn point MAT

[Tango Eight]

13.5 meter class.

[WB]

On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 1:49:37 PM UTC-6, Luke Szczepaniak wrote:
> A no turn point MAT

YES! But not a very funny one...

[Mike C]

On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 6:47:35 AM UTC-7, Dave Nadler wrote:
> On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
> > There must be dozens...
>
> Look! A wisp forming!
> Nah, sorry, just a floater...

Thought it was a bird! Really.

[AS]

>
> Q. You see a bunch of gliders cruise by overhead. What time is it?
>
> A. 10 minutes after you landed out!

Uli
AS

[J. Nieuwenhuize]

Op zaterdag 9 januari 2016 05:24:05 UTC+1 schreef JS:
> There must be dozens...


Frozen fish in your next competitors luggage bin...

[WB]

On Tuesday, January 12, 2016 at 3:40:58 PM UTC-6, J. Nieuwenhuize wrote:
> Op zaterdag 9 januari 2016 05:24:05 UTC+1 schreef JS:
> > There must be dozens...
>
>
> Frozen fish in your next competitors luggage bin...

Left some sardines on the exhaust manifold of an MGB once.

[[email protected]]

On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
> There must be dozens...
> Opening gambit:
>
> Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots?
>
> A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying.
>
> Jim

EA, while leading in a contest, agreed to go in the tank if his "auction" was successful.
He opened with a "fine hotel room"
He got someone to agree to provide
How about a bottle of great wine?
Another favorable reply.
How about a sweet young thing to keep me company.
After a delay, a favorable response though nobody knew where the sacrificial young thing would come from.
He thought a minute then "Electrical devices?"
End of auction
We could not get our breaths
UH

[smfidler]

Hahhahahhahahhaha!!!!!!!!

Luke wins!