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January 9th 16, 04:24 AM
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There must be dozens...
Opening gambit: Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots? A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying. Jim 
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#2
January 11th 16, 01:20 PM
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens... Opening gambit: Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots? A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying. Jim why did the chicken enter the finish cylinder? ......because he took away the line.
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January 11th 16, 01:23 PM
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens... Opening gambit: Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots? A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying. Jim why did the chicken enter the finish cylinder? ....because they took away the line.
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#4
January 11th 16, 01:47 PM
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens... Look! A wisp forming! Nah, sorry, just a floater...
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#5
January 11th 16, 02:18 PM
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On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 8:47:35 AM UTC-5, Dave Nadler wrote:
On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote: There must be dozens... Look! A wisp forming! Nah, sorry, just a floater... These are not the clouds you seek...
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#6
January 11th 16, 10:53 PM
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On Monday, January 11, 2016 at 6:47:35 AM UTC-7, Dave Nadler wrote:
On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote: There must be dozens... Look! A wisp forming! Nah, sorry, just a floater... Thought it was a bird! Really.
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#7
January 11th 16, 03:37 PM
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 10:24:05 PM UTC-6, JS wrote:
There must be dozens... Opening gambit: Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots? A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying. Jim Q. You see a bunch of gliders cruise by overhead. What time is it? A. Fifteen after one.
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#8
January 12th 16, 03:59 AM
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Q. You see a bunch of gliders cruise by overhead. What time is it? A. 10 minutes after you landed out! Uli AS
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#9
January 11th 16, 07:15 PM
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On Friday, January 8, 2016 at 11:24:05 PM UTC-5, JS wrote:
There must be dozens... Opening gambit: Q. What's the difference between stealing a toy from a baby and stealing a toy from contest pilots? A. Sooner or later, the baby will stop crying. Jim Q. Why did the BGA pilot take the stairs? A. He couldn't find the lift.
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#10
January 11th 16, 07:49 PM
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A no turn point MAT
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