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Jim Burns
April 11th 06, 06:53 PM
Passed on from a friend of a friend....

For those needing a reason of some kind for buying an Aircraft

I have read many posts on the web site from members and on MMAIL who are
thinking about owning their own aircraft and looking for ways to offset the
cost of ownership. I have heard many reasons for and against ownership. Why
buy an aircraft? It's cheaper to rent and you do not have all the hassle
with maintenance, fuel and insurance. Well, here is a little story that I
think explains it all as to why I own my own airplane.

It was a beautiful Saturday morning. No winds and the temperature was just
right. So instead of mowing the lawn like my wife had planned for me, I
decided to go to the airport and take the Sport out for a run. She yells
back at me, "WELL IF YOU GO, TAKE YOUR SON WITH YOU." So I ask my son. Want
to go flying with dad? In which he says Yea, Can I take my light saber?

You see, my 9 year son thinks he is a Jedi Knight and that our Sport is his
personal X-Wing fighter. He is only 4'5 and has to sit on a pillow in order
to see over the glare shield and he always carries his light saber just in
case we land on a strange planet in which there might be trouble or civil
un-rest. Always prepared this one is. So away we go.



THERE I WAS....

We were straight and level at around 6,000ft and I let him take the controls
of the "X-Wing" to do some turns to the left and right. Joshua Approach
called and said there was traffic at our 2'oclock 2 miles opposite direction
and my son said to me "Look over there dad, 'Tie fighter' coming right at
us". I told him to steer clear of the Tie Fighter because our lasers were
out for repair and we were un-armed. No reason to provoke a fight.

So even though he is having a blast, I am starting to get a little bored and
thought, "Let's go do a practice approach on the ILS". So I called Joshua
Approach, requested the ILS 25 Approach to Palmdale Full Approach and off we
went. I maneuvered the X-Wing to the VOR and started the turn outbound to
the outer marker. Now my son is just really enjoying this. At the outer
marker, the blue light started to flash and you could hear the BEEP in the
headset. My Son jumps in and said "That Tie Fighter has locked on to us"! I
said "That's Right" and I started my evasive maneuver on the procedure turn.



My Son is listening to the exchange between me and the controller and wants
to chime in on the conversion. I said to my son, "Just hang on; I will give
you a chance". I never should have said that because now he is all excited
to talk on the radio. As I start to turn inbound on the turn, the Approach
control said "Contact tower when established on the localizer". So I told my
young Padawan Learner "OK, when this needle gets here on the dial, push the
radio button and tell the tower that 93 Romeo is inbound on the localizer".

Now imagine this, I am giving basic instrument instruction to a 9 year old.
Before I can give him something simpler to say he keys the mike and says
"REBEL BASE, THIS IS RED 5. WE ARE STARTING OUR ATTACK RUN ON THE DEATH
STAR".



Good God!!!

Now this was post 9/11, and before I can key my mike and say anything, the
tower jumps on and says "RED 5, YOUR CLEARED FOR THE APPROACH TO THE DEATH
STAR. REPORT HITS AWAY"

Now I am waiting for the tower to add "And tell your dad to call this
number" But I hear nothing else. So we continue the approach. Now my son is
in heaven. This is real life stuff to him and he is doing everything I tell
him to do as far as tracking the needle. As we approach the outer marker
inbound, the light starts to flash and there is that tone again. "Dad, the
Death Star has a lock on us". Yes Son, you keep on the approach, I will
worry about the guns.

Everything is going great and now we are approaching the middle marker. My
son has noticed the GPS has a red line with an airplane on it and it ends at
the Death Star. So he asks me "IS THAT A TARGETING COMPUTER DAD?" Well of
course it is, and it shows us where we are to the target. So now he hears
Obewan tell him to USE THE FORCE SCOTT and he turns the GPS OFF. Tells me he
is OK and does not need the targeting computer because he is using the
FORCE.



Now the middle marker light flashes and the tone comes on. I apply full
power and the airplane,,,X-Wing,,, Starts a climb. I start the turn to the
missed approach path when my son keys the mike and says "HITS AWAY". The
tower answers back with "GOOD JOB RED 5, CONTACT REBEL APPROACH ON 126.1"

We go back to Mojave SPACEPORT, and I decide that the X-Wing needs a bath.
So out comes all the cleaning stuff and we spend the rest of the day washing
and waxing the turbo jets and laser pods.

So you see. This is why I own my own aircraft. You cannot beat this kind of
quality time with your kids. And there is no way you can put a price on
that.

Jeff Bryant
Southwest Regional Director
Beech Aero Club
1975 X-Wing Fighter Model B-19
N6993R

B A R R Y
April 11th 06, 07:09 PM
Jim Burns wrote:
> Passed on from a friend of a friend....
>
> For those needing a reason of some kind for buying an Aircraft


GRRRRRREAT! I've seen this before on the Beech Aero Club site. It
never gets old. <G>

Jose
April 11th 06, 08:41 PM
Great story, but in truth this could have just as easily been done with
a club or rental aircraft. It's an argument for =flying=... for =being=
a pilot and using the licen...er... certificate <g>. The main advantage
of owning is that it's always there for you.

Jose
--
The price of freedom is... well... freedom.
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

Steve Foley
April 11th 06, 09:00 PM
"Jose" > wrote in message
m...
> Great story, but in truth this could have just as easily been done with
> a club or rental aircraft. It's an argument for =flying=... for =being=
> a pilot and using the licen...er... certificate <g>. The main advantage
> of owning is that it's always there for you.
>
> Jose
> --
> The price of freedom is... well... freedom.
> for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

The story starts with "So instead of mowing the lawn like my wife had
planned for me, I
decided to go to the airport..."

I was a member of a flying club for one year. During that time, every time I
called to see if the aircraft was available *now*, the answer was no.

Had the author been a member of that club, the story would have ended with a
cold beer after mowing the lawn.

Ronnie
April 12th 06, 12:17 AM
This is great! I laughed so hard at the ...

> Before I can give him something simpler to say he keys the mike and says
> "REBEL BASE, THIS IS RED 5. WE ARE STARTING OUR ATTACK
> RUN ON THE DEATH STAR".

that I almost burst! Sounds like something that one
of my instrument students would say if they ever
thought of it.

My weekend story about the advantage of owning your own airplane:

Having a son in college 478 nautical miles flight line distance that you
can fly in 3 hours, but would take 14 hours to drive, one way. Deciding
on Saturday afternoon that you'd like to attend his band concert Sunday
afternoon and being able to hop in the Aztec Sunday morning, fly over,
have lunch, attend the concert, have dinner, and fly home in time for bed.
And still being able to get to work Monday morning. I'm afraid I just would
not be able to do that last minute type of trip if I were depending on a
weekend
rental airplane when the weather was CAVU.

Ronnie

Aluckyguess
April 12th 06, 04:15 AM
That was great I was busting up. Its cool that the tower jumped in.
"Jim Burns" > wrote in message
...
> Passed on from a friend of a friend....
>
> For those needing a reason of some kind for buying an Aircraft
>
> I have read many posts on the web site from members and on MMAIL who are
> thinking about owning their own aircraft and looking for ways to offset
> the
> cost of ownership. I have heard many reasons for and against ownership.
> Why
> buy an aircraft? It's cheaper to rent and you do not have all the hassle
> with maintenance, fuel and insurance. Well, here is a little story that I
> think explains it all as to why I own my own airplane.
>
> It was a beautiful Saturday morning. No winds and the temperature was just
> right. So instead of mowing the lawn like my wife had planned for me, I
> decided to go to the airport and take the Sport out for a run. She yells
> back at me, "WELL IF YOU GO, TAKE YOUR SON WITH YOU." So I ask my son.
> Want
> to go flying with dad? In which he says Yea, Can I take my light saber?
>
> You see, my 9 year son thinks he is a Jedi Knight and that our Sport is
> his
> personal X-Wing fighter. He is only 4'5 and has to sit on a pillow in
> order
> to see over the glare shield and he always carries his light saber just in
> case we land on a strange planet in which there might be trouble or civil
> un-rest. Always prepared this one is. So away we go.
>
>
>
> THERE I WAS....
>
> We were straight and level at around 6,000ft and I let him take the
> controls
> of the "X-Wing" to do some turns to the left and right. Joshua Approach
> called and said there was traffic at our 2'oclock 2 miles opposite
> direction
> and my son said to me "Look over there dad, 'Tie fighter' coming right at
> us". I told him to steer clear of the Tie Fighter because our lasers were
> out for repair and we were un-armed. No reason to provoke a fight.
>
> So even though he is having a blast, I am starting to get a little bored
> and
> thought, "Let's go do a practice approach on the ILS". So I called Joshua
> Approach, requested the ILS 25 Approach to Palmdale Full Approach and off
> we
> went. I maneuvered the X-Wing to the VOR and started the turn outbound to
> the outer marker. Now my son is just really enjoying this. At the outer
> marker, the blue light started to flash and you could hear the BEEP in the
> headset. My Son jumps in and said "That Tie Fighter has locked on to us"!
> I
> said "That's Right" and I started my evasive maneuver on the procedure
> turn.
>
>
>
> My Son is listening to the exchange between me and the controller and
> wants
> to chime in on the conversion. I said to my son, "Just hang on; I will
> give
> you a chance". I never should have said that because now he is all excited
> to talk on the radio. As I start to turn inbound on the turn, the Approach
> control said "Contact tower when established on the localizer". So I told
> my
> young Padawan Learner "OK, when this needle gets here on the dial, push
> the
> radio button and tell the tower that 93 Romeo is inbound on the
> localizer".
>
> Now imagine this, I am giving basic instrument instruction to a 9 year
> old.
> Before I can give him something simpler to say he keys the mike and says
> "REBEL BASE, THIS IS RED 5. WE ARE STARTING OUR ATTACK RUN ON THE DEATH
> STAR".
>
>
>
> Good God!!!
>
> Now this was post 9/11, and before I can key my mike and say anything, the
> tower jumps on and says "RED 5, YOUR CLEARED FOR THE APPROACH TO THE DEATH
> STAR. REPORT HITS AWAY"
>
> Now I am waiting for the tower to add "And tell your dad to call this
> number" But I hear nothing else. So we continue the approach. Now my son
> is
> in heaven. This is real life stuff to him and he is doing everything I
> tell
> him to do as far as tracking the needle. As we approach the outer marker
> inbound, the light starts to flash and there is that tone again. "Dad, the
> Death Star has a lock on us". Yes Son, you keep on the approach, I will
> worry about the guns.
>
> Everything is going great and now we are approaching the middle marker.
> My
> son has noticed the GPS has a red line with an airplane on it and it ends
> at
> the Death Star. So he asks me "IS THAT A TARGETING COMPUTER DAD?" Well of
> course it is, and it shows us where we are to the target. So now he hears
> Obewan tell him to USE THE FORCE SCOTT and he turns the GPS OFF. Tells me
> he
> is OK and does not need the targeting computer because he is using the
> FORCE.
>
>
>
> Now the middle marker light flashes and the tone comes on. I apply full
> power and the airplane,,,X-Wing,,, Starts a climb. I start the turn to the
> missed approach path when my son keys the mike and says "HITS AWAY". The
> tower answers back with "GOOD JOB RED 5, CONTACT REBEL APPROACH ON 126.1"
>
> We go back to Mojave SPACEPORT, and I decide that the X-Wing needs a bath.
> So out comes all the cleaning stuff and we spend the rest of the day
> washing
> and waxing the turbo jets and laser pods.
>
> So you see. This is why I own my own aircraft. You cannot beat this kind
> of
> quality time with your kids. And there is no way you can put a price on
> that.
>
> Jeff Bryant
> Southwest Regional Director
> Beech Aero Club
> 1975 X-Wing Fighter Model B-19
> N6993R
>
>

April 12th 06, 01:52 PM
Fortunately the tower controller had a sense of humor and didn't have
you contact the Dark Side (FAA?) : )

B A R R Y
April 12th 06, 05:30 PM
Jose wrote:
> Great story, but in truth this could have just as easily been done with
> a club or rental aircraft.

If it's available at an hour's notice.

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