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running with scissors
April 22nd 04, 04:15 AM
off topic i know

go to www.google.com

type in Weapons of mass destruction and hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button

read the error message.

Stan Gosnell
April 22nd 04, 05:34 AM
(running with
scissors) wrote in
om:

> off topic i know
>
> go to www.google.com
>
> type in Weapons of mass destruction and hit the "i'm
> feeling lucky" button
>
> read the error message.
>

I love it. I love it!

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Stan

Steven P. McNicoll
April 22nd 04, 06:01 AM
"running with scissors" > wrote in
message om...
>
> off topic i know
>
> go to www.google.com
>
> type in Weapons of mass destruction and hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button
>
> read the error message.
>

It doesn't provide an error message, it takes you to this site:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post653877.html&highlight=

April 22nd 04, 02:06 PM
"Steven P. McNicoll" wrote:

> "running with scissors" > wrote in
> message om...
> >
> > off topic i know
> >
> > go to www.google.com
> >
> > type in Weapons of mass destruction and hit the "i'm feeling lucky" button
> >
> > read the error message.
> >
>
> It doesn't provide an error message, it takes you to this site:
>
> http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post653877.html&highlight=

Did you type it exactly as he stated, with all lower case except for a capital
W?

I received the "error" message.

Steven P. McNicoll
April 22nd 04, 02:16 PM
> wrote in message ...
>
> Did you type it exactly as he stated, with all lower case except for a
capital
> W?
>

I copied and pasted it.

John T
April 22nd 04, 02:48 PM
> wrote in message
>
> Did you type it exactly as he stated, with all lower case except for
> a capital W?
>
> I received the "error" message.


You did not receive an actual error message. Pay attention to the address
bar of your browser and you'll see that Google sent you to the URL SPM gave
you.

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April 22nd 04, 05:08 PM
John T wrote:

> > wrote in message
> >
> > Did you type it exactly as he stated, with all lower case except for
> > a capital W?
> >
> > I received the "error" message.
>
> You did not receive an actual error message. Pay attention to the address
> bar of your browser and you'll see that Google sent you to the URL SPM gave
> you.

That's why I placed "error" in quotes.

running with scissors
April 23rd 04, 12:48 AM
"Steven P. McNicoll" > wrote in message .net>...
> > wrote in message ...
> >
> > Did you type it exactly as he stated, with all lower case except for a
> capital
> > W?
> >
>
> I copied and pasted it.


try it again.. click on the I'm feeling lucky button

and *read* the error message

Steven P. McNicoll
April 23rd 04, 02:55 AM
"running with scissors" > wrote in
message om...
>
> try it again.. click on the I'm feeling lucky button
>

Same result.


>
> and *read* the error message
>

There's no error message to *read*.

Teacherjh
April 23rd 04, 03:43 AM
Ok Steve, try reading the web site that you come to, which should resemble an
IE error message. You might not be using IE and so the page might look
differenet from what you are used to for an error message. However, if viewed
in IE it resembles a common error message from IE (I believe it's from IE) and
the text of the page, in that context is amusing to me.

YMMV. IFIPD.

Jose

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Steven P. McNicoll
April 23rd 04, 04:07 AM
"Teacherjh" > wrote in message
...
>
> Ok Steve, try reading the web site that you come to, which
> should resemble an IE error message.
>

It does not resemble an IE error message.


>
> You might not be using IE and so the page might look
> differenet from what you are used to for an error message.
>

I'm using IE 6.

Teacherjh
April 23rd 04, 05:07 AM
>> It does not resemble an IE error message.

What does it resemble? What does it say?

Jose

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Lady Pilot
April 23rd 04, 07:07 AM
"Steven P. McNicoll" wrote:
>
> "running with scissors" wrote:

> > off topic i know
> >
> > go to www.google.com
> >
> > type in Weapons of mass destruction and hit the "i'm feeling lucky"
button
> >
> > read the error message.
> >
>
> It doesn't provide an error message, it takes you to this site:
>
><snip incorrect site>

When I cut & pasted it I came up with this funny error page with working
links:

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

LP

Steven P. McNicoll
April 23rd 04, 11:06 AM
"Teacherjh" > wrote in message
...
>
> What does it resemble? What does it say?
>

http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post653877.html&highlight

Steven P. McNicoll
April 23rd 04, 11:06 AM
"Lady Pilot" > wrote in message
news:Wo2ic.11934$c%3.10071@okepread02...
>
> When I cut & pasted it I came up with this funny error page with working
> links:
>
> http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
>

I came up with this:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post653877.html&highlight

Teacherjh
April 23rd 04, 02:22 PM
Here's the text of what I got (and what we expected you to get)

====

These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be
experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons
inspectors mandate.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
------

Please try the following:

Click the Regime change button, or try again later.

If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make
sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).

To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click
Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The
settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can
examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic
menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will
install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure
your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and
then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the
Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.



Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was
this lousy T-shirt.

===

It is formatted like an error message (which makes it better).

I don't know why you are not being taken to the page most of the rest of us
expect you to be taken to.

Jose



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running with scissors
April 23rd 04, 08:39 PM
"Lady Pilot" > wrote in message news:<Wo2ic.11934$c%3.10071@okepread02>...
> "Steven P. McNicoll" wrote:
> >
> > "running with scissors" wrote:
>
> > > off topic i know
> > >
> > > go to www.google.com
> > >
> > > type in Weapons of mass destruction and hit the "i'm feeling lucky"
> button
> > >
> > > read the error message.
> > >
> >
> > It doesn't provide an error message, it takes you to this site:
> >
> ><snip incorrect site>
>
> When I cut & pasted it I came up with this funny error page with working
> links:
>
> http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
>
> LP

thats the one.

running with scissors
April 23rd 04, 08:49 PM
"Steven P. McNicoll" > wrote in message .net>...
> "Lady Pilot" > wrote in message
> news:Wo2ic.11934$c%3.10071@okepread02...
> >
> > When I cut & pasted it I came up with this funny error page with working
> > links:
> >
> > http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
> >
>
> I came up with this:
>
> http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post653877.html&highlight

clear the cache

Judah
April 23rd 04, 10:45 PM
"Steven P. McNicoll" > wrote in
link.net:

> http://www.able2know.com/forums/a2k-post653877.html&highlight

Try this site. It has the error message that you should have seen.

Judah
April 23rd 04, 10:46 PM
(Teacherjh) wrote in
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<snip>

> It is formatted like an error message (which makes it better).
>
> I don't know why you are not being taken to the page most of the rest
> of us expect you to be taken to.
>
> Jose


Must be a hardware problem.

Steven P. McNicoll
April 23rd 04, 11:09 PM
"Judah" > wrote in message
...
>
> Try this site. It has the error message that you should have seen.
>

What site?

Steven P. McNicoll
April 23rd 04, 11:10 PM
"Judah" > wrote in message
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>
> Must be a hardware problem.
>

Nope.

Judah
April 24th 04, 01:59 PM
That was a classic IT joke.

"Steven P. McNicoll" > wrote in
hlink.net:

>
> "Judah" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Must be a hardware problem.
>>
>
> Nope.
>
>

Judah
April 24th 04, 02:00 PM
"Steven P. McNicoll" > wrote in
hlink.net:

>
> "Judah" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> Try this site. It has the error message that you should have seen.
>>
>
> What site?
>
>

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

Google