Michael Baldwin, Bruce
December 28th 06, 12:57 PM
Chadwick Stone© wrote:
>
> Once upon a time there was a goat-humping punk ass named Blorto who ran
> around challenging everyone to come fight him at some ratty-assed gym on
> Front Street. Eventually, Cujo called Blarglo's bluff and Fartlo spent
> the rest of "his" miserable, posting pset litses from the public library
> existence, running away. "He" used excuses such as unemployment to
> avoid getting "his" ferret ass thumped, moved from "his" mommy's trailer
> into a homeless shelter to avoid receiving a bus ticket in the mail, and
> dressed up like "his" mommy to go out in public to avoid being
> recognized as "he" sees super-sekrit agents everywhere who will
> undoubtedly abduct and transport "him" to the Front Street Gym where
> "he" will partake in a dinner of crow topped with ass whuppin'
>
> Teh moral of the story is that Goatsup Goathumper is a ****tarded
> ****wit who considers a night with a blow-up goat doll to be livin'
> large! Oh, yeah, he's a big *bawk* *bawk* *bawking* coward, too :)
>
> Hell, isn't it, Goatboi?
So what kind of blow-up doll do you have?
>
> Once upon a time there was a goat-humping punk ass named Blorto who ran
> around challenging everyone to come fight him at some ratty-assed gym on
> Front Street. Eventually, Cujo called Blarglo's bluff and Fartlo spent
> the rest of "his" miserable, posting pset litses from the public library
> existence, running away. "He" used excuses such as unemployment to
> avoid getting "his" ferret ass thumped, moved from "his" mommy's trailer
> into a homeless shelter to avoid receiving a bus ticket in the mail, and
> dressed up like "his" mommy to go out in public to avoid being
> recognized as "he" sees super-sekrit agents everywhere who will
> undoubtedly abduct and transport "him" to the Front Street Gym where
> "he" will partake in a dinner of crow topped with ass whuppin'
>
> Teh moral of the story is that Goatsup Goathumper is a ****tarded
> ****wit who considers a night with a blow-up goat doll to be livin'
> large! Oh, yeah, he's a big *bawk* *bawk* *bawking* coward, too :)
>
> Hell, isn't it, Goatboi?
So what kind of blow-up doll do you have?