Pset Psot Lits Qualifier

Chadwick Stone© wrote:

Once upon a time there was a goat-humping punk ass named Blorto who ran
around challenging everyone to come fight him at some ratty-assed gym on
Front Street. Eventually, Cujo called Blarglo's bluff and Fartlo spent
the rest of "his" miserable, posting pset litses from the public library
existence, running away. "He" used excuses such as unemployment to
avoid getting "his" ferret ass thumped, moved from "his" mommy's trailer
into a homeless shelter to avoid receiving a bus ticket in the mail, and
dressed up like "his" mommy to go out in public to avoid being
recognized as "he" sees super-sekrit agents everywhere who will
undoubtedly abduct and transport "him" to the Front Street Gym where
"he" will partake in a dinner of crow topped with ass whuppin'

Teh moral of the story is that Goatsup Goathumper is a ****tarded
****wit who considers a night with a blow-up goat doll to be livin'
large! Oh, yeah, he's a big *bawk* *bawk* *bawking* coward, too

Hell, isn't it, Goatboi?

So what kind of blow-up doll do you have?