Michael Baldwin, Bruce
May 10th 07, 01:41 PM
Deadanus aka Daedalus > wrote:
> On Wed, 09 May 2007 12:56:24 -0600, Art Deco >
> wrote:
>
> >Daedalus > wrote:
>
> >>On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:24:41 -0600, Art Deco >
> >>wrote:
>
> >>>Kadaitcha Man > wrote:
>
> >>>>Crash Street Kidd > Thou odd worm. Thou most
> >>>>villainous knave. Ye rasped:
>
> >>>>> On May 8, 1:39 pm, Kali > wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> Fester's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Did you see the
> >>>>>>> hilarious speech he posted about his Sekrit Mishun to *Destroy* AUK?
>
> >>>>> <message id?>
>
> >>>>> I don't seek to destroy AUK. I seek to expose the kooks and bullies
> >>>>> who
> >>>>> think they can do anything they want, to anyone they want. I think I
> >>>>> am
> >>>>> making good progress. So far I have you dancing for me. Some of my
> >>>>> posts have been goofy and silly and at times I have really posted too
> >>>>> much
> >>>>> in a volume sense just to show that I could ramp it up if need be.
>
> >>>>> You are the ones that consistently use the metaphor of destroying a
> >>>>> newsgroup. There is much evidence of both Lionel and Kaidy using
> >>>>> AUK as a tool to lie about and attack people on usenet who simply
> >>>>> made the mistake of being more intelligent than they are, or who were
> >>>>> right about some point of fact which sent one or the other of them
> >>>>> into
> >>>>> a foaming rage. The rest of you so called kookologists sprang to the
> >>>>> defense of the Hate Machine and attacked these normal and decent
> >>>>> people relying on your numbers and your vitriole to beat them
> >>>>> into submission. You use that time honoured technique of overwhelming
> >>>>> the victim's supporters and flooding their newsgroup.
>
> >>>>> Your techniques followed a rather predictable pattern that I have seen
> >>>>> on usenet and in real life. You send your nancyboys out on a mission
> >>>>> to rope in the innocent and unsuspecting and then jump on them and
> >>>>> put the figurative boots to them. In real life I have seen this
> >>>>> dynamic
> >>>>> too - except the boots are not figurative. Your problem in this case
> >>>>> which is less immediate than the problem of the real life bullies is
> >>>>> that Homie won't play your game by your rules.
>
> >>>>> In real life, when these situations arrive and the first shock troop
> >>>>> is sent out on his probing mission (now it doesn't always happen
> >>>>> the exact same way but it is often similar). Lets say this advance
> >>>>> scout goes out and takes liberties with your girl (grabbing her ass
> >>>>> or calling her a name) or attempts to provoke a fight with one of
> >>>>> one of your friends (usually the one that is about 5' 2"). Sometimes
> >>>>> this individual is somewhat of a threat himself but usually he's not.
>
> >>>>> Typically, he'll be making a grab for that proscribed lovely ass and
> >>>>> then you grab him by the wrist and use either an aikido technique
> >>>>> or some jiu jitsu technique that you picked up in your judo or karate
> >>>>> class. The trick at this point is to do a technique that is quite
> >>>>> painful to the person and that can be completed very quickly. You
> >>>>> have to be aware of everyone and everything around you because
> >>>>> someone may jump in to aid their friend. That's why you have to
> >>>>> be in and out quick. It has to be over in a blink so there is no time
> >>>>> for anyone else to intervene. So here you have the scout in an
> >>>>> arm lock and or wrist lock while targeting one of the spots on the
> >>>>> back of his hand.
>
> >>>>> The gentle reader can probably find a few of them by making a
> >>>>> claw with their forefinger and their thumb and pressing at various
> >>>>> places on the back of your other hand with the thumb. When you
> >>>>> find the spot that really, really hurts you'll know what I am
> >>>>> talking about. When you find that spot on this scout he is usually
> >>>>> interested in being released from this unexpected world of pain
> >>>>> into which he has crossed inadvertantly. It hurts like hell and
> >>>>> usually he is screaming for you to let go. At that point you tell
> >>>>> him, keep your hands to yourself or I am going to assume that you
> >>>>> don't need that hand anymore.
>
> >>>>> Once you release him, usually he will scurry away to the rest
> >>>>> of his gang. Now you have their attention. They will talk it
> >>>>> over. They will brood. They will decide that you just got lucky
> >>>>> with some kind of high school wrestling move. At this point
> >>>>> they will send another scout or perhaps two. They may confront
> >>>>> you when you go into the bathroom. There may be one or there
> >>>>> may be two of them. Strangely the offended party is usually
> >>>>> not among them. He caught a glimpse of a secret and terrifying
> >>>>> world that he never knew existed right alongside his own. He
> >>>>> doesn't want to experience it again.
>
> >>>>> Anyway the second scout or scouts confront you in the bathroom.
> >>>>> You tell him to **** off. Usually he will try to grab you or
> >>>>> maybe punch you. My usual rule is to hit him as soon as he
> >>>>> touches me. If he punches, you block the punch and depending
> >>>>> on the type of punch and his balance you either hit him or
> >>>>> throw him. If there are two of them, now there are really
> >>>>> just one because the first one is on the ground. Usually the
> >>>>> second one is not interested in continuing the discussion.
> >>>>> He was willing to help his buddy but THAT fight just lasted
> >>>>> a second. He is not willing to test his luck in this set
> >>>>> of circumstances which is very different from the ones that
> >>>>> he was counting on when he signed on for this mission.
>
> >>>>> He gathers up his friend and they limp out of there in search
> >>>>> of their trump card. The Big Kahuna, their biggest meanest
> >>>>> scariest friend. Sometimes he will be a martial artist. Other
> >>>>> times a big steroid popping weightlifter or some six foot
> >>>>> five boxer type. Sometimes they don't have a "Big Kahuna"
> >>>>> and they will rely on numbers instead.
>
> >>>>> They have been through this drill before and expect you to
> >>>>> follow the script. At this point you need to interrupt their
> >>>>> pattern. If they aren't following the script then they get
> >>>>> confused. For example after the "Big Kahuna" or the ringleader
> >>>>> give you their speech. "I am the all-powerful Kahuna,
> >>>>> tremble before me! You have committed an offense to the
> >>>>> He Man Woman Haters Club or The Metropolis Boxing Club!
> >>>>> He who dares to offend the least of these my brethren
> >>>>> has chosen to offend me! What say you?"
>
> >>>>> You hand Kahuna a quarter. He doesn't know what to think.
> >>>>> He was expecting you to run or throw a punch but this,
> >>>>> this is different. "What is the quarter for?"
>
> >>>>> You tell him that you don't have any beef with him but if
> >>>>> he is going to insist on it then he should call the
> >>>>> ambulance right now and tell them that they need to come
> >>>>> get him because he has a broken nose, a concussion and
> >>>>> broken ribs. This will interrupt his pattern. Usually
> >>>>> he won't buy it.
>
> >>>>> At that point you do something which distracts him like
> >>>>> go to hand your cup to that 5' 2" friend we alluded to
> >>>>> earlier but you don't put it in their hand. You release
> >>>>> it before he touches it and the Kahuna watches it go
> >>>>> down but before it hits the ground you hit him. That
> >>>>> gives him the concussion and he goes down. You hit him
> >>>>> twice more on his way down to make sure he doesn't get
> >>>>> up. You hit him in the nose and in the ribs.
>
> >>>>> End of story.
>
> >>>>> Crash Street Kidd
>
> >>>>Summary:
>
> >>>>> I am making good progress.
> >>>>> Some of my posts have been goofy and silly
> >>>>> at times I have really posted too much
> >>>>> I could ramp it up if need be.
> >>>>> real life.
> >>>>> real life
> >>>>> real life
> >>>>> real life
> >>>>> mission
> >>>>> advance scout
> >>>>> provoke
> >>>>> threat
> >>>>> aikido technique
> >>>>> jiu jitsu technique
> >>>>> judo
> >>>>> karate
> >>>>> painful
> >>>>> targeting
> >>>>> really, really hurts
> >>>>> unexpected world of pain
> >>>>> hurts like hell
> >>>>> screaming
> >>>>> confront
> >>>>> terrifying
> >>>>> confront
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> hit him
> >>>>> punches
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> hit him
> >>>>> throw him
> >>>>> fight
> >>>>> martial artist
> >>>>> weightlifter
> >>>>> six foot five boxer
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> ambulance
> >>>>> a broken nose
> >>>>> concussion
> >>>>> broken ribs
> >>>>> hit him
> >>>>> concussion
> >>>>> he goes down
> >>>>> hit him twice more
> >>>>> hit him in the nose and in the ribs.
>
> >>>>Normally I try to refrain from nominating ****heads I'm flaming because noms
> >>>>will be rejected on the basis of revenge. However the pitiable patheticism
> >>>>in the above post seems to stand alone, and is written in direct reply to a
> >>>>woman, which is not the first time Vladimir "Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec has
> >>>>posted such tripe to women. So, if the FNVW sees fit to accept it:
>
> >>>>For the above, violent foam, to a woman no less, I hereby nominate Vladimir
> >>>>"Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec for Pathetic Anal Pineapple.
>
> >>>>Seconds, anyone?
>
> >>>This is as Bartlo as anything I've seen since the original (now reduced
> >>>to a sad litsing shell of its former foaming self), so yes -- seconded.
>
> >>I remember the good old days when Bartlo was a k00k worth reading.
>
> >The days of the 500-poast foamdowns -- those were how he earned an
> >award named in his honor.
>
> Those were the days whent he lawnmowing goat****er still had a
> k00kbrain untainted by the homrone overload that comes with swallowing
> so much goat jizz.
>
> Jade
"whent he"? "homrone"? Sounds like you've been overdosing on some goat
jizz of your own.
> On Wed, 09 May 2007 12:56:24 -0600, Art Deco >
> wrote:
>
> >Daedalus > wrote:
>
> >>On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:24:41 -0600, Art Deco >
> >>wrote:
>
> >>>Kadaitcha Man > wrote:
>
> >>>>Crash Street Kidd > Thou odd worm. Thou most
> >>>>villainous knave. Ye rasped:
>
> >>>>> On May 8, 1:39 pm, Kali > wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> Fester's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Did you see the
> >>>>>>> hilarious speech he posted about his Sekrit Mishun to *Destroy* AUK?
>
> >>>>> <message id?>
>
> >>>>> I don't seek to destroy AUK. I seek to expose the kooks and bullies
> >>>>> who
> >>>>> think they can do anything they want, to anyone they want. I think I
> >>>>> am
> >>>>> making good progress. So far I have you dancing for me. Some of my
> >>>>> posts have been goofy and silly and at times I have really posted too
> >>>>> much
> >>>>> in a volume sense just to show that I could ramp it up if need be.
>
> >>>>> You are the ones that consistently use the metaphor of destroying a
> >>>>> newsgroup. There is much evidence of both Lionel and Kaidy using
> >>>>> AUK as a tool to lie about and attack people on usenet who simply
> >>>>> made the mistake of being more intelligent than they are, or who were
> >>>>> right about some point of fact which sent one or the other of them
> >>>>> into
> >>>>> a foaming rage. The rest of you so called kookologists sprang to the
> >>>>> defense of the Hate Machine and attacked these normal and decent
> >>>>> people relying on your numbers and your vitriole to beat them
> >>>>> into submission. You use that time honoured technique of overwhelming
> >>>>> the victim's supporters and flooding their newsgroup.
>
> >>>>> Your techniques followed a rather predictable pattern that I have seen
> >>>>> on usenet and in real life. You send your nancyboys out on a mission
> >>>>> to rope in the innocent and unsuspecting and then jump on them and
> >>>>> put the figurative boots to them. In real life I have seen this
> >>>>> dynamic
> >>>>> too - except the boots are not figurative. Your problem in this case
> >>>>> which is less immediate than the problem of the real life bullies is
> >>>>> that Homie won't play your game by your rules.
>
> >>>>> In real life, when these situations arrive and the first shock troop
> >>>>> is sent out on his probing mission (now it doesn't always happen
> >>>>> the exact same way but it is often similar). Lets say this advance
> >>>>> scout goes out and takes liberties with your girl (grabbing her ass
> >>>>> or calling her a name) or attempts to provoke a fight with one of
> >>>>> one of your friends (usually the one that is about 5' 2"). Sometimes
> >>>>> this individual is somewhat of a threat himself but usually he's not.
>
> >>>>> Typically, he'll be making a grab for that proscribed lovely ass and
> >>>>> then you grab him by the wrist and use either an aikido technique
> >>>>> or some jiu jitsu technique that you picked up in your judo or karate
> >>>>> class. The trick at this point is to do a technique that is quite
> >>>>> painful to the person and that can be completed very quickly. You
> >>>>> have to be aware of everyone and everything around you because
> >>>>> someone may jump in to aid their friend. That's why you have to
> >>>>> be in and out quick. It has to be over in a blink so there is no time
> >>>>> for anyone else to intervene. So here you have the scout in an
> >>>>> arm lock and or wrist lock while targeting one of the spots on the
> >>>>> back of his hand.
>
> >>>>> The gentle reader can probably find a few of them by making a
> >>>>> claw with their forefinger and their thumb and pressing at various
> >>>>> places on the back of your other hand with the thumb. When you
> >>>>> find the spot that really, really hurts you'll know what I am
> >>>>> talking about. When you find that spot on this scout he is usually
> >>>>> interested in being released from this unexpected world of pain
> >>>>> into which he has crossed inadvertantly. It hurts like hell and
> >>>>> usually he is screaming for you to let go. At that point you tell
> >>>>> him, keep your hands to yourself or I am going to assume that you
> >>>>> don't need that hand anymore.
>
> >>>>> Once you release him, usually he will scurry away to the rest
> >>>>> of his gang. Now you have their attention. They will talk it
> >>>>> over. They will brood. They will decide that you just got lucky
> >>>>> with some kind of high school wrestling move. At this point
> >>>>> they will send another scout or perhaps two. They may confront
> >>>>> you when you go into the bathroom. There may be one or there
> >>>>> may be two of them. Strangely the offended party is usually
> >>>>> not among them. He caught a glimpse of a secret and terrifying
> >>>>> world that he never knew existed right alongside his own. He
> >>>>> doesn't want to experience it again.
>
> >>>>> Anyway the second scout or scouts confront you in the bathroom.
> >>>>> You tell him to **** off. Usually he will try to grab you or
> >>>>> maybe punch you. My usual rule is to hit him as soon as he
> >>>>> touches me. If he punches, you block the punch and depending
> >>>>> on the type of punch and his balance you either hit him or
> >>>>> throw him. If there are two of them, now there are really
> >>>>> just one because the first one is on the ground. Usually the
> >>>>> second one is not interested in continuing the discussion.
> >>>>> He was willing to help his buddy but THAT fight just lasted
> >>>>> a second. He is not willing to test his luck in this set
> >>>>> of circumstances which is very different from the ones that
> >>>>> he was counting on when he signed on for this mission.
>
> >>>>> He gathers up his friend and they limp out of there in search
> >>>>> of their trump card. The Big Kahuna, their biggest meanest
> >>>>> scariest friend. Sometimes he will be a martial artist. Other
> >>>>> times a big steroid popping weightlifter or some six foot
> >>>>> five boxer type. Sometimes they don't have a "Big Kahuna"
> >>>>> and they will rely on numbers instead.
>
> >>>>> They have been through this drill before and expect you to
> >>>>> follow the script. At this point you need to interrupt their
> >>>>> pattern. If they aren't following the script then they get
> >>>>> confused. For example after the "Big Kahuna" or the ringleader
> >>>>> give you their speech. "I am the all-powerful Kahuna,
> >>>>> tremble before me! You have committed an offense to the
> >>>>> He Man Woman Haters Club or The Metropolis Boxing Club!
> >>>>> He who dares to offend the least of these my brethren
> >>>>> has chosen to offend me! What say you?"
>
> >>>>> You hand Kahuna a quarter. He doesn't know what to think.
> >>>>> He was expecting you to run or throw a punch but this,
> >>>>> this is different. "What is the quarter for?"
>
> >>>>> You tell him that you don't have any beef with him but if
> >>>>> he is going to insist on it then he should call the
> >>>>> ambulance right now and tell them that they need to come
> >>>>> get him because he has a broken nose, a concussion and
> >>>>> broken ribs. This will interrupt his pattern. Usually
> >>>>> he won't buy it.
>
> >>>>> At that point you do something which distracts him like
> >>>>> go to hand your cup to that 5' 2" friend we alluded to
> >>>>> earlier but you don't put it in their hand. You release
> >>>>> it before he touches it and the Kahuna watches it go
> >>>>> down but before it hits the ground you hit him. That
> >>>>> gives him the concussion and he goes down. You hit him
> >>>>> twice more on his way down to make sure he doesn't get
> >>>>> up. You hit him in the nose and in the ribs.
>
> >>>>> End of story.
>
> >>>>> Crash Street Kidd
>
> >>>>Summary:
>
> >>>>> I am making good progress.
> >>>>> Some of my posts have been goofy and silly
> >>>>> at times I have really posted too much
> >>>>> I could ramp it up if need be.
> >>>>> real life.
> >>>>> real life
> >>>>> real life
> >>>>> real life
> >>>>> mission
> >>>>> advance scout
> >>>>> provoke
> >>>>> threat
> >>>>> aikido technique
> >>>>> jiu jitsu technique
> >>>>> judo
> >>>>> karate
> >>>>> painful
> >>>>> targeting
> >>>>> really, really hurts
> >>>>> unexpected world of pain
> >>>>> hurts like hell
> >>>>> screaming
> >>>>> confront
> >>>>> terrifying
> >>>>> confront
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> hit him
> >>>>> punches
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> hit him
> >>>>> throw him
> >>>>> fight
> >>>>> martial artist
> >>>>> weightlifter
> >>>>> six foot five boxer
> >>>>> punch
> >>>>> ambulance
> >>>>> a broken nose
> >>>>> concussion
> >>>>> broken ribs
> >>>>> hit him
> >>>>> concussion
> >>>>> he goes down
> >>>>> hit him twice more
> >>>>> hit him in the nose and in the ribs.
>
> >>>>Normally I try to refrain from nominating ****heads I'm flaming because noms
> >>>>will be rejected on the basis of revenge. However the pitiable patheticism
> >>>>in the above post seems to stand alone, and is written in direct reply to a
> >>>>woman, which is not the first time Vladimir "Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec has
> >>>>posted such tripe to women. So, if the FNVW sees fit to accept it:
>
> >>>>For the above, violent foam, to a woman no less, I hereby nominate Vladimir
> >>>>"Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec for Pathetic Anal Pineapple.
>
> >>>>Seconds, anyone?
>
> >>>This is as Bartlo as anything I've seen since the original (now reduced
> >>>to a sad litsing shell of its former foaming self), so yes -- seconded.
>
> >>I remember the good old days when Bartlo was a k00k worth reading.
>
> >The days of the 500-poast foamdowns -- those were how he earned an
> >award named in his honor.
>
> Those were the days whent he lawnmowing goat****er still had a
> k00kbrain untainted by the homrone overload that comes with swallowing
> so much goat jizz.
>
> Jade
"whent he"? "homrone"? Sounds like you've been overdosing on some goat
jizz of your own.