NOMINATION: Pathetic Anal Pineapple ( RL harassment by the nonads)

Deadanus aka Daedalus wrote:
On Wed, 09 May 2007 12:56:24 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Daedalus wrote:

On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:24:41 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Crash Street Kidd Thou odd worm. Thou most
villainous knave. Ye rasped:

On May 8, 1:39 pm, Kali wrote:

Fester's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Did you see the
hilarious speech he posted about his Sekrit Mishun to *Destroy* AUK?

message id?

I don't seek to destroy AUK. I seek to expose the kooks and bullies
who
think they can do anything they want, to anyone they want. I think I
am
making good progress. So far I have you dancing for me. Some of my
posts have been goofy and silly and at times I have really posted too
much
in a volume sense just to show that I could ramp it up if need be.

You are the ones that consistently use the metaphor of destroying a
newsgroup. There is much evidence of both Lionel and Kaidy using
AUK as a tool to lie about and attack people on usenet who simply
made the mistake of being more intelligent than they are, or who were
right about some point of fact which sent one or the other of them
into
a foaming rage. The rest of you so called kookologists sprang to the
defense of the Hate Machine and attacked these normal and decent
people relying on your numbers and your vitriole to beat them
into submission. You use that time honoured technique of overwhelming
the victim's supporters and flooding their newsgroup.

Your techniques followed a rather predictable pattern that I have seen
on usenet and in real life. You send your nancyboys out on a mission
to rope in the innocent and unsuspecting and then jump on them and
put the figurative boots to them. In real life I have seen this
dynamic
too - except the boots are not figurative. Your problem in this case
which is less immediate than the problem of the real life bullies is
that Homie won't play your game by your rules.

In real life, when these situations arrive and the first shock troop
is sent out on his probing mission (now it doesn't always happen
the exact same way but it is often similar). Lets say this advance
scout goes out and takes liberties with your girl (grabbing her ass
or calling her a name) or attempts to provoke a fight with one of
one of your friends (usually the one that is about 5' 2"). Sometimes
this individual is somewhat of a threat himself but usually he's not.

Typically, he'll be making a grab for that proscribed lovely ass and
then you grab him by the wrist and use either an aikido technique
or some jiu jitsu technique that you picked up in your judo or karate
class. The trick at this point is to do a technique that is quite
painful to the person and that can be completed very quickly. You
have to be aware of everyone and everything around you because
someone may jump in to aid their friend. That's why you have to
be in and out quick. It has to be over in a blink so there is no time
for anyone else to intervene. So here you have the scout in an
arm lock and or wrist lock while targeting one of the spots on the
back of his hand.

The gentle reader can probably find a few of them by making a
claw with their forefinger and their thumb and pressing at various
places on the back of your other hand with the thumb. When you
find the spot that really, really hurts you'll know what I am
talking about. When you find that spot on this scout he is usually
interested in being released from this unexpected world of pain
into which he has crossed inadvertantly. It hurts like hell and
usually he is screaming for you to let go. At that point you tell
him, keep your hands to yourself or I am going to assume that you
don't need that hand anymore.

Once you release him, usually he will scurry away to the rest
of his gang. Now you have their attention. They will talk it
over. They will brood. They will decide that you just got lucky
with some kind of high school wrestling move. At this point
they will send another scout or perhaps two. They may confront
you when you go into the bathroom. There may be one or there
may be two of them. Strangely the offended party is usually
not among them. He caught a glimpse of a secret and terrifying
world that he never knew existed right alongside his own. He
doesn't want to experience it again.

Anyway the second scout or scouts confront you in the bathroom.
You tell him to **** off. Usually he will try to grab you or
maybe punch you. My usual rule is to hit him as soon as he
touches me. If he punches, you block the punch and depending
on the type of punch and his balance you either hit him or
throw him. If there are two of them, now there are really
just one because the first one is on the ground. Usually the
second one is not interested in continuing the discussion.
He was willing to help his buddy but THAT fight just lasted
a second. He is not willing to test his luck in this set
of circumstances which is very different from the ones that
he was counting on when he signed on for this mission.

He gathers up his friend and they limp out of there in search
of their trump card. The Big Kahuna, their biggest meanest
scariest friend. Sometimes he will be a martial artist. Other
times a big steroid popping weightlifter or some six foot
five boxer type. Sometimes they don't have a "Big Kahuna"
and they will rely on numbers instead.

They have been through this drill before and expect you to
follow the script. At this point you need to interrupt their
pattern. If they aren't following the script then they get
confused. For example after the "Big Kahuna" or the ringleader
give you their speech. "I am the all-powerful Kahuna,
tremble before me! You have committed an offense to the
He Man Woman Haters Club or The Metropolis Boxing Club!
He who dares to offend the least of these my brethren
has chosen to offend me! What say you?"

You hand Kahuna a quarter. He doesn't know what to think.
He was expecting you to run or throw a punch but this,
this is different. "What is the quarter for?"

You tell him that you don't have any beef with him but if
he is going to insist on it then he should call the
ambulance right now and tell them that they need to come
get him because he has a broken nose, a concussion and
broken ribs. This will interrupt his pattern. Usually
he won't buy it.

At that point you do something which distracts him like
go to hand your cup to that 5' 2" friend we alluded to
earlier but you don't put it in their hand. You release
it before he touches it and the Kahuna watches it go
down but before it hits the ground you hit him. That
gives him the concussion and he goes down. You hit him
twice more on his way down to make sure he doesn't get
up. You hit him in the nose and in the ribs.

End of story.

Crash Street Kidd

Summary:

I am making good progress.
Some of my posts have been goofy and silly
at times I have really posted too much
I could ramp it up if need be.
real life.
real life
real life
real life
mission
advance scout
provoke
threat
aikido technique
jiu jitsu technique
judo
karate
painful
targeting
really, really hurts
unexpected world of pain
hurts like hell
screaming
confront
terrifying
confront
punch
hit him
punches
punch
punch
hit him
throw him
fight
martial artist
weightlifter
six foot five boxer
punch
ambulance
a broken nose
concussion
broken ribs
hit him
concussion
he goes down
hit him twice more
hit him in the nose and in the ribs.

Normally I try to refrain from nominating ****heads I'm flaming because noms
will be rejected on the basis of revenge. However the pitiable patheticism
in the above post seems to stand alone, and is written in direct reply to a
woman, which is not the first time Vladimir "Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec has
posted such tripe to women. So, if the FNVW sees fit to accept it:

For the above, violent foam, to a woman no less, I hereby nominate Vladimir
"Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec for Pathetic Anal Pineapple.

Seconds, anyone?

This is as Bartlo as anything I've seen since the original (now reduced
to a sad litsing shell of its former foaming self), so yes -- seconded.

I remember the good old days when Bartlo was a k00k worth reading.

The days of the 500-poast foamdowns -- those were how he earned an
award named in his honor.

Those were the days whent he lawnmowing goat****er still had a
k00kbrain untainted by the homrone overload that comes with swallowing
so much goat jizz.

Jade

"whent he"? "homrone"? Sounds like you've been overdosing on some goat
jizz of your own.

On May 10, 8:41 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:
Deadanus aka Daedalus wrote:





On Wed, 09 May 2007 12:56:24 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Daedalus wrote:

On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:24:41 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Crash Street Kidd Thou odd worm. Thou most
villainous knave. Ye rasped:

On May 8, 1:39 pm, Kali wrote:

Fester's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Did you see the
hilarious speech he posted about his Sekrit Mishun to *Destroy* AUK?

message id?

I don't seek to destroy AUK. I seek to expose the kooks and bullies
who
think they can do anything they want, to anyone they want. I think I
am
making good progress. So far I have you dancing for me. Some of my
posts have been goofy and silly and at times I have really posted too
much
in a volume sense just to show that I could ramp it up if need be.

You are the ones that consistently use the metaphor of destroying a
newsgroup. There is much evidence of both Lionel and Kaidy using
AUK as a tool to lie about and attack people on usenet who simply
made the mistake of being more intelligent than they are, or who were
right about some point of fact which sent one or the other of them
into
a foaming rage. The rest of you so called kookologists sprang to the
defense of the Hate Machine and attacked these normal and decent
people relying on your numbers and your vitriole to beat them
into submission. You use that time honoured technique of overwhelming
the victim's supporters and flooding their newsgroup.

Your techniques followed a rather predictable pattern that I have seen
on usenet and in real life. You send your nancyboys out on a mission
to rope in the innocent and unsuspecting and then jump on them and
put the figurative boots to them. In real life I have seen this
dynamic
too - except the boots are not figurative. Your problem in this case
which is less immediate than the problem of the real life bullies is
that Homie won't play your game by your rules.

In real life, when these situations arrive and the first shock troop
is sent out on his probing mission (now it doesn't always happen
the exact same way but it is often similar). Lets say this advance
scout goes out and takes liberties with your girl (grabbing her ass
or calling her a name) or attempts to provoke a fight with one of
one of your friends (usually the one that is about 5' 2"). Sometimes
this individual is somewhat of a threat himself but usually he's not.

Typically, he'll be making a grab for that proscribed lovely ass and
then you grab him by the wrist and use either an aikido technique
or some jiu jitsu technique that you picked up in your judo or karate
class. The trick at this point is to do a technique that is quite
painful to the person and that can be completed very quickly. You
have to be aware of everyone and everything around you because
someone may jump in to aid their friend. That's why you have to
be in and out quick. It has to be over in a blink so there is no time
for anyone else to intervene. So here you have the scout in an
arm lock and or wrist lock while targeting one of the spots on the
back of his hand.

The gentle reader can probably find a few of them by making a
claw with their forefinger and their thumb and pressing at various
places on the back of your other hand with the thumb. When you
find the spot that really, really hurts you'll know what I am
talking about. When you find that spot on this scout he is usually
interested in being released from this unexpected world of pain
into which he has crossed inadvertantly. It hurts like hell and
usually he is screaming for you to let go. At that point you tell
him, keep your hands to yourself or I am going to assume that you
don't need that hand anymore.

Once you release him, usually he will scurry away to the rest
of his gang. Now you have their attention. They will talk it
over. They will brood. They will decide that you just got lucky
with some kind of high school wrestling move. At this point
they will send another scout or perhaps two. They may confront
you when you go into the bathroom. There may be one or there
may be two of them. Strangely the offended party is usually
not among them. He caught a glimpse of a secret and terrifying
world that he never knew existed right alongside his own. He
doesn't want to experience it again.

Anyway the second scout or scouts confront you in the bathroom.
You tell him to **** off. Usually he will try to grab you or
maybe punch you. My usual rule is to hit him as soon as he
touches me. If he punches, you block the punch and depending
on the type of punch and his balance you either hit him or
throw him. If there are two of them, now there are really
just one because the first one is on the ground. Usually the
second one is not interested in continuing the discussion.
He was willing to help his buddy but THAT fight just lasted
a second. He is not willing to test his luck in this set
of circumstances which is very different from the ones that
he was counting on when he signed on for this mission.

He gathers up his friend and they limp out of there in search
of their trump card. The Big Kahuna, their biggest meanest
scariest friend. Sometimes he will be a martial artist. Other
times a big steroid popping weightlifter or some six foot
five boxer type. Sometimes they don't have a "Big Kahuna"
and they will rely on numbers instead.

They have been through this drill before and expect you to
follow the script. At this point you need to interrupt their
pattern. If they aren't following the script then they get
confused. For example after the "Big Kahuna" or the ringleader
give you their speech. "I am the all-powerful Kahuna,
tremble before me! You have committed an offense to the
He Man Woman Haters Club or The Metropolis Boxing Club!
He who dares to offend the least of these my brethren
has chosen to offend me! What say you?"

You hand Kahuna a quarter. He doesn't know what to think.
He was expecting you to run or throw a punch but this,
this is different. "What is the quarter for?"

You tell him that you don't have any beef with him but if
he is going to insist on it then he should call the
ambulance right now and tell them that they need to come
get him because he has a broken nose, a concussion and
broken ribs. This will interrupt his pattern. Usually
he won't buy it.

At that point you do something which distracts him like
go to hand your cup to that 5' 2" friend we alluded to
earlier but you don't put it in their hand. You release
it before he touches it and the Kahuna watches it go
down but before it hits the ground you hit him. That
gives him the concussion and he goes down. You hit him
twice more on his way down to make sure he doesn't get
up. You hit him in the nose and in the ribs.

End of story.

Crash Street Kidd

Summary:

I am making good progress.
Some of my posts have been goofy and silly
at times I have really posted too much
I could ramp it up if need be.
real life.
real life
real life
real life
mission
advance scout
provoke
threat
aikido technique
jiu jitsu technique
judo
karate
painful
targeting
really, really hurts
unexpected world of pain
hurts like hell
screaming
confront
terrifying
confront
punch
hit him
punches
punch
punch
hit him
throw him
fight
martial artist
weightlifter
six foot five boxer
punch
ambulance
a broken nose
concussion
broken ribs
hit him
concussion
he goes down
hit him twice more
hit him in the nose and in the ribs.

Normally I try to refrain from nominating ****heads I'm flaming because noms
will be rejected on the basis of revenge. However the pitiable patheticism
in the above post seems to stand alone, and is written in direct reply to a
woman, which is not the first time Vladimir "Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec has
posted such tripe to women. So, if the FNVW sees fit to accept it:

For the above, violent foam, to a woman no less, I hereby nominate Vladimir
"Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec for Pathetic Anal Pineapple.

Seconds, anyone?

This is as Bartlo as anything I've seen since the original (now reduced
to a sad litsing shell of its former foaming self), so yes -- seconded.

I remember the good old days when Bartlo was a k00k worth reading.

The days of the 500-poast foamdowns -- those were how he earned an
award named in his honor.

Those were the days whent he lawnmowing goat****er still had a
k00kbrain untainted by the homrone overload that comes with swallowing
so much goat jizz.

Jade

"whent he"? "homrone"? Sounds like you've been overdosing on some goat
jizz of your own.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

It's a good idea to read the demon.local Official FAQ'n Charter and
lurk a while before mentioning the one thing that is banned from this
froup. ON NO ACCOUNT must you EVER refer to goat jizz while Chrith
Hill is still alive and lusting after Neil Barker.

PS. FILTH!

On May 10, 11:13 pm, "
wrote:
On May 10, 8:41 pm, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
wrote:

Deadanus aka Daedalus wrote:

On Wed, 09 May 2007 12:56:24 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Daedalus wrote:

On Wed, 09 May 2007 07:24:41 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

Crash Street Kidd Thou odd worm. Thou most
villainous knave. Ye rasped:

On May 8, 1:39 pm, Kali wrote:

Fester's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Did you see the
hilarious speech he posted about his Sekrit Mishun to *Destroy* AUK?

message id?

I don't seek to destroy AUK. I seek to expose the kooks and bullies
who
think they can do anything they want, to anyone they want. I think I
am
making good progress. So far I have you dancing for me. Some of my
posts have been goofy and silly and at times I have really posted too
much
in a volume sense just to show that I could ramp it up if need be.

You are the ones that consistently use the metaphor of destroying a
newsgroup. There is much evidence of both Lionel and Kaidy using
AUK as a tool to lie about and attack people on usenet who simply
made the mistake of being more intelligent than they are, or who were
right about some point of fact which sent one or the other of them
into
a foaming rage. The rest of you so called kookologists sprang to the
defense of the Hate Machine and attacked these normal and decent
people relying on your numbers and your vitriole to beat them
into submission. You use that time honoured technique of overwhelming
the victim's supporters and flooding their newsgroup.

Your techniques followed a rather predictable pattern that I have seen
on usenet and in real life. You send your nancyboys out on a mission
to rope in the innocent and unsuspecting and then jump on them and
put the figurative boots to them. In real life I have seen this
dynamic
too - except the boots are not figurative. Your problem in this case
which is less immediate than the problem of the real life bullies is
that Homie won't play your game by your rules.

In real life, when these situations arrive and the first shock troop
is sent out on his probing mission (now it doesn't always happen
the exact same way but it is often similar). Lets say this advance
scout goes out and takes liberties with your girl (grabbing her ass
or calling her a name) or attempts to provoke a fight with one of
one of your friends (usually the one that is about 5' 2"). Sometimes
this individual is somewhat of a threat himself but usually he's not.

Typically, he'll be making a grab for that proscribed lovely ass and
then you grab him by the wrist and use either an aikido technique
or some jiu jitsu technique that you picked up in your judo or karate
class. The trick at this point is to do a technique that is quite
painful to the person and that can be completed very quickly. You
have to be aware of everyone and everything around you because
someone may jump in to aid their friend. That's why you have to
be in and out quick. It has to be over in a blink so there is no time
for anyone else to intervene. So here you have the scout in an
arm lock and or wrist lock while targeting one of the spots on the
back of his hand.

The gentle reader can probably find a few of them by making a
claw with their forefinger and their thumb and pressing at various
places on the back of your other hand with the thumb. When you
find the spot that really, really hurts you'll know what I am
talking about. When you find that spot on this scout he is usually
interested in being released from this unexpected world of pain
into which he has crossed inadvertantly. It hurts like hell and
usually he is screaming for you to let go. At that point you tell
him, keep your hands to yourself or I am going to assume that you
don't need that hand anymore.

Once you release him, usually he will scurry away to the rest
of his gang. Now you have their attention. They will talk it
over. They will brood. They will decide that you just got lucky
with some kind of high school wrestling move. At this point
they will send another scout or perhaps two. They may confront
you when you go into the bathroom. There may be one or there
may be two of them. Strangely the offended party is usually
not among them. He caught a glimpse of a secret and terrifying
world that he never knew existed right alongside his own. He
doesn't want to experience it again.

Anyway the second scout or scouts confront you in the bathroom.
You tell him to **** off. Usually he will try to grab you or
maybe punch you. My usual rule is to hit him as soon as he
touches me. If he punches, you block the punch and depending
on the type of punch and his balance you either hit him or
throw him. If there are two of them, now there are really
just one because the first one is on the ground. Usually the
second one is not interested in continuing the discussion.
He was willing to help his buddy but THAT fight just lasted
a second. He is not willing to test his luck in this set
of circumstances which is very different from the ones that
he was counting on when he signed on for this mission.

He gathers up his friend and they limp out of there in search
of their trump card. The Big Kahuna, their biggest meanest
scariest friend. Sometimes he will be a martial artist. Other
times a big steroid popping weightlifter or some six foot
five boxer type. Sometimes they don't have a "Big Kahuna"
and they will rely on numbers instead.

They have been through this drill before and expect you to
follow the script. At this point you need to interrupt their
pattern. If they aren't following the script then they get
confused. For example after the "Big Kahuna" or the ringleader
give you their speech. "I am the all-powerful Kahuna,
tremble before me! You have committed an offense to the
He Man Woman Haters Club or The Metropolis Boxing Club!
He who dares to offend the least of these my brethren
has chosen to offend me! What say you?"

You hand Kahuna a quarter. He doesn't know what to think.
He was expecting you to run or throw a punch but this,
this is different. "What is the quarter for?"

You tell him that you don't have any beef with him but if
he is going to insist on it then he should call the
ambulance right now and tell them that they need to come
get him because he has a broken nose, a concussion and
broken ribs. This will interrupt his pattern. Usually
he won't buy it.

At that point you do something which distracts him like
go to hand your cup to that 5' 2" friend we alluded to
earlier but you don't put it in their hand. You release
it before he touches it and the Kahuna watches it go
down but before it hits the ground you hit him. That
gives him the concussion and he goes down. You hit him
twice more on his way down to make sure he doesn't get
up. You hit him in the nose and in the ribs.

End of story.

Crash Street Kidd

Summary:

I am making good progress.
Some of my posts have been goofy and silly
at times I have really posted too much
I could ramp it up if need be.
real life.
real life
real life
real life
mission
advance scout
provoke
threat
aikido technique
jiu jitsu technique
judo
karate
painful
targeting
really, really hurts
unexpected world of pain
hurts like hell
screaming
confront
terrifying
confront
punch
hit him
punches
punch
punch
hit him
throw him
fight
martial artist
weightlifter
six foot five boxer
punch
ambulance
a broken nose
concussion
broken ribs
hit him
concussion
he goes down
hit him twice more
hit him in the nose and in the ribs.

Normally I try to refrain from nominating ****heads I'm flaming because noms
will be rejected on the basis of revenge. However the pitiable patheticism
in the above post seems to stand alone, and is written in direct reply to a
woman, which is not the first time Vladimir "Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec has
posted such tripe to women. So, if the FNVW sees fit to accept it:

For the above, violent foam, to a woman no less, I hereby nominate Vladimir
"Crash Street Kidd" Drkulec for Pathetic Anal Pineapple.

Seconds, anyone?

This is as Bartlo as anything I've seen since the original (now reduced
to a sad litsing shell of its former foaming self), so yes -- seconded.

I remember the good old days when Bartlo was a k00k worth reading.

The days of the 500-poast foamdowns -- those were how he earned an
award named in his honor.

Those were the days whent he lawnmowing goat****er still had a
k00kbrain untainted by the homrone overload that comes with swallowing
so much goat jizz.

Jade

"whent he"? "homrone"? Sounds like you've been overdosing on some goat
jizz of your own.

It's a good idea to read the demon.local Official FAQ'n Charter and
lurk a while before mentioning the one thing that is banned from this
froup. ON NO ACCOUNT must you EVER refer to goat jizz while Chrith
Hill is still alive and lusting after Neil Barker.

What about if ah thole is around?

PS. FILTH!

Yes, it is.