Question

[Bob's Your Uncle]

Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell
you.

[Dudley Henriques]

"Bob's Your Uncle" > wrote in message
...
> Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
> A: He'll tell
> you.

and if you ever actually do happen to find one who lacks the aggression to
tell you......don't fly with him!!!

Dudley Henriques
International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
For personal email, please replace
the z's with e's.
dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt

[B2431]

>From: "Dudley Henriques"
>Date: 3/2/2004 12:24 PM Central Standard Time
>Message-id: .net>
>
>
>"Bob's Your Uncle" > wrote in message
...
>> Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
>> A: He'll tell
>> you.
>
>and if you ever actually do happen to find one who lacks the aggression to
>tell you......don't fly with him!!!
>
>Dudley Henriques
>International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
>Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
>For personal email, please replace
>the z's with e's.
>dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt
>

Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?

A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves around him.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

[Jim]

> Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?

>
> A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves around
him.
>
> Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

None, that's what enlisted personnel are for!

Jim

[Dudley Henriques]

"Jim" > wrote in message
.. .
> > Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?
>
> >
> > A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves around
> him.
> >
> > Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
>
> None, that's what enlisted personnel are for!
>
> Jim

.......and after these enlisted personnel get finished changing that ole'
light bulb, I sure hope they can manage to find the time to keep my
worthless butt alive just like they have always done for me and just about
every other pilot I know. :-)
Dudley Henriques
International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
For personal email, please replace
the z's with e's.
dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt

[OXMORON1]

Dan wrote:
>Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?
>
>A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves around him.

WRONG, he writes it up in the book! Or has his backseater do it. Of course if
he is a REAL fighter pilot, he doesn't need a GIB

Rick
MFE

[B2431]

>From: "Dudley Henriques"
>Date: 3/2/2004 2:19 PM Central Standard Time
>Message-id: .net>
>
>
>"Jim" > wrote in message
.. .
>> > Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?
>>
>> >
>> > A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves around
>> him.
>> >
>> > Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
>>
>> None, that's what enlisted personnel are for!
>>
>> Jim
>
>......and after these enlisted personnel get finished changing that ole'
>light bulb, I sure hope they can manage to find the time to keep my
>worthless butt alive just like they have always done for me and just about
>every other pilot I know. :-)
>Dudley Henriques
>International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
>Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
>For personal email, please replace
>the z's with e's.
>dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt
>
We were supposed to keep you alive? And to think all this time I thought we
just wanted our aircraft back with zero discrepencies.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

[Dudley Henriques]

"B2431" > wrote in message
...
> >From: "Dudley Henriques"
> >Date: 3/2/2004 2:19 PM Central Standard Time
> >Message-id: .net>
> >
> >
> >"Jim" > wrote in message
> .. .
> >> > Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?
> >>
> >> >
> >> > A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves
around
> >> him.
> >> >
> >> > Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
> >>
> >> None, that's what enlisted personnel are for!
> >>
> >> Jim
> >
> >......and after these enlisted personnel get finished changing that ole'
> >light bulb, I sure hope they can manage to find the time to keep my
> >worthless butt alive just like they have always done for me and just
about
> >every other pilot I know. :-)
> >Dudley Henriques
> >International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
> >Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
> >For personal email, please replace
> >the z's with e's.
> >dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt
> >
> We were supposed to keep you alive? And to think all this time I thought
we
> just wanted our aircraft back with zero discrepencies.
>
> Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Are you kidding? :-) It's a pilot's solemn duty to bring the bird back with
discrepancies. If there were no discrepancies, you guys wouldn't have
anything to fix. If you didn't have to fix anything, you'd all get stale and
lazy from just lying around on the ramp doing nothing all day. All that
lying around doing nothing would make you all fat, and then your uniforms
wouldn't fit. If your damn uniforms didn't fit properly, your wives would
take one look at you and put all of you on diets. On diets all you would get
over at the mess hall would be a celery or parsley sandwich. After eating
that crap, you'd all get mad as hell at the pilots and go home bitching to
your wives. They'd throw your sorry asses out of the house where all of you
would wander over to the NCO club and bitch all night to one another.
Nah!!!!! It's better we write up the discrepancies and avoid all this
happening to you guys!!!!. :-))))))
Dudley Henriques
International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
For personal email, please replace
the z's with e's.
dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt

[B2431]

>From: "Dudley Henriques"

>
>
>"B2431" > wrote in message
...
>> >From: "Dudley Henriques"
>> >Date: 3/2/2004 2:19 PM Central Standard Time
>> >Message-id: .net>
>> >
>> >
>> >"Jim" > wrote in message
>> .. .
>> >> > Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> > A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves
>around
>> >> him.
>> >> >
>> >> > Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
>> >>
>> >> None, that's what enlisted personnel are for!
>> >>
>> >> Jim
>> >
>> >......and after these enlisted personnel get finished changing that ole'
>> >light bulb, I sure hope they can manage to find the time to keep my
>> >worthless butt alive just like they have always done for me and just
>about
>> >every other pilot I know. :-)
>> >Dudley Henriques
>> >International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
>> >Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
>> >For personal email, please replace
>> >the z's with e's.
>> >dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt
>> >
>> We were supposed to keep you alive? And to think all this time I thought
>we
>> just wanted our aircraft back with zero discrepencies.
>>
>> Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
>
>Are you kidding? :-) It's a pilot's solemn duty to bring the bird back with
>discrepancies. If there were no discrepancies, you guys wouldn't have
>anything to fix. If you didn't have to fix anything, you'd all get stale and
>lazy from just lying around on the ramp doing nothing all day. All that
>lying around doing nothing would make you all fat, and then your uniforms
>wouldn't fit. If your damn uniforms didn't fit properly, your wives would
>take one look at you and put all of you on diets. On diets all you would get
>over at the mess hall would be a celery or parsley sandwich. After eating
>that crap, you'd all get mad as hell at the pilots and go home bitching to
>your wives. They'd throw your sorry asses out of the house where all of you
>would wander over to the NCO club and bitch all night to one another.
>Nah!!!!! It's better we write up the discrepancies and avoid all this
>happening to you guys!!!!. :-))))))
>Dudley Henriques
>International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
>Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
>For personal email, please replace
>the z's with e's.
>dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt

I guess I should be glad you stick actuators were looking out for our welfare.

I guess that's the reason I used to put dirty magazines in the map case in F-4s
and left a game of Risk® for the battle staph on a 135 command post.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

[Stephen Harding]

Dudley Henriques wrote:

> ......and after these enlisted personnel get finished changing that ole'
> light bulb, I sure hope they can manage to find the time to keep my
> worthless butt alive just like they have always done for me and just about
> every other pilot I know. :-)

Recently read an article about an ROTC field problem on
how to cross a river.

The prospective Lts scratched their heads coming up with
all sorts of schemes to get their people across the river.

The correct answer however was to go to the Sargent and
simply give him the order to get the team across the river!


SMH

[Dudley Henriques]

"B2431" > wrote in message
...
> >From: "Dudley Henriques"
>
> >
> >
> >"B2431" > wrote in message
> ...
> >> >From: "Dudley Henriques"
> >> >Date: 3/2/2004 2:19 PM Central Standard Time
> >> >Message-id: .net>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >"Jim" > wrote in message
> >> .. .
> >> >> > Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > A: One, he holds onto the light bulb and the world revolves
> >around
> >> >> him.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
> >> >>
> >> >> None, that's what enlisted personnel are for!
> >> >>
> >> >> Jim
> >> >
> >> >......and after these enlisted personnel get finished changing that
ole'
> >> >light bulb, I sure hope they can manage to find the time to keep my
> >> >worthless butt alive just like they have always done for me and just
> >about
> >> >every other pilot I know. :-)
> >> >Dudley Henriques
> >> >International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
> >> >Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
> >> >For personal email, please replace
> >> >the z's with e's.
> >> >dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt
> >> >
> >> We were supposed to keep you alive? And to think all this time I
thought
> >we
> >> just wanted our aircraft back with zero discrepencies.
> >>
> >> Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
> >
> >Are you kidding? :-) It's a pilot's solemn duty to bring the bird back
with
> >discrepancies. If there were no discrepancies, you guys wouldn't have
> >anything to fix. If you didn't have to fix anything, you'd all get stale
and
> >lazy from just lying around on the ramp doing nothing all day. All that
> >lying around doing nothing would make you all fat, and then your uniforms
> >wouldn't fit. If your damn uniforms didn't fit properly, your wives would
> >take one look at you and put all of you on diets. On diets all you would
get
> >over at the mess hall would be a celery or parsley sandwich. After eating
> >that crap, you'd all get mad as hell at the pilots and go home bitching
to
> >your wives. They'd throw your sorry asses out of the house where all of
you
> >would wander over to the NCO club and bitch all night to one another.
> >Nah!!!!! It's better we write up the discrepancies and avoid all this
> >happening to you guys!!!!. :-))))))
> >Dudley Henriques
> >International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
> >Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
> >For personal email, please replace
> >the z's with e's.
> >dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt
>
> I guess I should be glad you stick actuators were looking out for our
welfare.
>
> I guess that's the reason I used to put dirty magazines in the map case in
F-4s
> and left a game of Risk® for the battle staph on a 135 command post.
>
> Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Was that YOU?? :-)

I'm not at all certain however, that staff could handle the complexity of
"RISK"
without at least one trip over to the O club for some attitude adjustment!!!
:-)
Hey......if digging up that registered trademark R for your "Risk" reference
is any indication of the attention you gave your aircraft, I'll fly with you
anytime!! :-)
DH

[Dudley Henriques]

"Stephen Harding" > wrote in message
...
> Dudley Henriques wrote:
>
> > ......and after these enlisted personnel get finished changing that ole'
> > light bulb, I sure hope they can manage to find the time to keep my
> > worthless butt alive just like they have always done for me and just
about
> > every other pilot I know. :-)
>
> Recently read an article about an ROTC field problem on
> how to cross a river.
>
> The prospective Lts scratched their heads coming up with
> all sorts of schemes to get their people across the river.
>
> The correct answer however was to go to the Sargent and
> simply give him the order to get the team across the river!
>
>
> SMH

Occam's Razor in action :-)))

Dudley

[Jim]

We sure tried very hard.

Jim
Avionics Tech

[B2431]

>From: "Dudley Henriques"

>
<snip>

>> I guess I should be glad you stick actuators were looking out for our
>welfare.
>>
>> I guess that's the reason I used to put dirty magazines in the map case in
>F-4s
>> and left a game of Risk® for the battle staph on a 135 command post.
>>
>> Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
>
>Was that YOU?? :-)
>
>I'm not at all certain however, that staff could handle the complexity of
>"RISK"
>without at least one trip over to the O club for some attitude adjustment!!!
>:-)
>Hey......if digging up that registered trademark R for your "Risk" reference
>is any indication of the attention you gave your aircraft, I'll fly with you
>anytime!! :-)
>DH
>

I put the Risk® game in the very back of one of the 135s at Langely in the
summer of 1977. I wonder what happened to it.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

[OXMORON1]

Dan wrote:
>I put the Risk® game in the very back of one of the 135s at Langely in the
>summer of 1977. I wonder what happened to it.

That is kind of like the "unknown" who used to put the "Batman" symbol inside
the hood of the instructor's radar scope on T-29s when he wasn't looking. O-2s
got offended, O-3s laughed, O-4s got confused.

Oxmoron1

[WaltBJ]

Back to the thread - dammit!
1) Selection - rigid criteria
2) Training - realistic and demanding
3) Evaluation - objective
4) Desire - to be the best.
---and so on, recursively. This is where the IAF shines - when you
can't hack it any longer - objectively - they find a new job for you.
'Career progression' be damned - it's a waste of time and assets.
Walt BJ

[Ford Prefect]

Dudley Henriques wrote:
> "Bob's Your Uncle" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
>>A: He'll tell
>>you.
>
>
> and if you ever actually do happen to find one who lacks the aggression to
> tell you......don't fly with him!!!
>
> Dudley Henriques
> International Fighter Pilots Fellowship
> Commercial Pilot/ CFI Retired
> For personal email, please replace
> the z's with e's.
> dhenriquesATzarthlinkDOTnzt
>

Q. What does a fighter pilot use for birth control?
A. His personality...


>

[Ron]

>Q. What does a fighter pilot use for birth control?
>A. His personality...
>

Thought that was an Airline Pilot



Ron
Tanker 65, C-54E (DC-4)

[B2431]

>From: (Ron)

>
>>Q. What does a fighter pilot use for birth control?
>>A. His personality...
>>
>
>Thought that was an Airline Pilot
>
>
>
>Ron
>Tanker 65, C-54E (DC-4)
>

Nope, it's CFIs.


Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

[Ron]

>>Q. What does a fighter pilot use for birth control?
>>>A. His personality...
>>>
>>
>>Thought that was an Airline Pilot
>>
>>
>>
>>Ron
>>Tanker 65, C-54E (DC-4)
>>
>
>Nope, it's CFIs.

No, its just that full time CFIs, when they meet a woman, can only afford to
treat the woman to a wonderful meal of Ramen noodles.


Ron
Tanker 65, C-54E (DC-4)

[Mike Marron]

(Ron) wrote:

>No, its just that full time CFIs, when they meet a woman, can only afford to
>treat the woman to a wonderful meal of Ramen noodles.

Part time CFI's, however, don't need no steenkin' moolah...

I'm just a gigolo, everywhere I go
people know the part I'm playing
paid for every dance
starting each romance
oh what their saying


Bip bozadee bodzee bop le bop!!!!

[Steve]

On 02 Mar 2004 18:47:17 GMT, (B2431) wrote:

>Q: How many fighter pilots to change a light bulb?
>

A: No time for light bulbs. Just put NVGs on. :)


--
Steve.