Tom Ridge
April 1st 04, 07:30 PM
A voluntary anti-terrorism operation is scheduled in your area this coming
Saturday, from 4 p.m.. to 5 p,m. AST.
As you may already know, it is a sin for any Taliban male to see any woman
other than this wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked, to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are urged to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
residences to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate they think
it's OK to see nude women other than their wives, and to show support for
all American women participating in this effort.
Since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States government appreciates your effort to root out
terrorists. God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
Saturday, from 4 p.m.. to 5 p,m. AST.
As you may already know, it is a sin for any Taliban male to see any woman
other than this wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked, to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are urged to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
residences to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate they think
it's OK to see nude women other than their wives, and to show support for
all American women participating in this effort.
Since the Taliban does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your
side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States government appreciates your effort to root out
terrorists. God bless America.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.