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ArtKramr
June 9th 04, 12:11 AM
> The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House
holding a baby pig under each arm.
>
> The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
sir."
>
> The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.
They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .
>
> The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
> sir."
>
>
Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
Jim Herring
June 9th 04, 02:53 AM
Art,
You owe me a keyboard. :)
--
Jim
carry on
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ArtKramr
June 9th 04, 02:59 AM
>Subject: Re: Pigs.
>From: Jim Herring
>Date: 6/8/04 6:53 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: >
>
>Art,
>
>You owe me a keyboard. :)
>
>--
>Jim
>
>carry on
It is in the mail. ((:->))
Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
Brian Colwell
June 9th 04, 03:00 AM
"ArtKramr" > wrote in message
...
> > The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House
> holding a baby pig under each arm.
> >
> > The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
> sir."
> >
> > The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.
> They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
> got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .
> >
> > The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
> > sir."
> >
> >
>
>
> Arthur Kramer
> 344th BG 494th BS
> England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
> Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
> http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
>
That's a good one, Art. :-))
BMC
ArtKramr
June 9th 04, 03:06 AM
>Subject: Re: Pigs.
>From: "Brian Colwell"
>Date: 6/8/04 7:00 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <Wauxc.713083$oR5.454856@pd7tw3no>
>
>
>"ArtKramr" > wrote in message
...
>> > The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House
>> holding a baby pig under each arm.
>> >
>> > The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
>> sir."
>> >
>> > The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.
>> They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
>> got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .
>> >
>> > The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
>> > sir."
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>> Arthur Kramer
>> 344th BG 494th BS
>> England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
>> Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
>> http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
>>
>
>That's a good one, Art. :-))
>
>BMC
Yeah. I liked it too. ((:->))
Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
Orval Fairbairn
June 9th 04, 03:31 AM
In article >,
(ArtKramr) wrote:
> > The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House
> holding a baby pig under each arm.
> >
> > The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
> sir."
> >
> > The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.
> They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
> got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .
> >
> > The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
> > sir."
> >
> >
>
>
> Arthur Kramer
> 344th BG 494th BS
> England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
> Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
> http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
>
The way I originally heard it was that then-Pres. Clinton came off the
plane with two genuine arkansas razorbacks. He said, " I got them for
Hillary and Chelsea."
Then the Marine snaps and says, "nice trade, sir!"
ArtKramr
June 9th 04, 04:04 AM
>Subject: Re: Pigs.
>From: Orval Fairbairn
>Date: 6/8/04 7:31 PM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id:
>
>
>In article >,
> (ArtKramr) wrote:
>
>> > The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House
>> holding a baby pig under each arm.
>> >
>> > The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs,
>> sir."
>> >
>> > The President replies: "These are not just pigs, these are very rare.
>> They are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
>> got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld .
>> >
>> > The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
>> > sir."
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>> Arthur Kramer
>> 344th BG 494th BS
>> England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
>> Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
>> http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
>>
>
>The way I originally heard it was that then-Pres. Clinton came off the
>plane with two genuine arkansas razorbacks. He said, " I got them for
>Hillary and Chelsea."
>
>Then the Marine snaps and says, "nice trade, sir!"
It good that way too, but a little out of date.
Arthur Kramer
344th BG 494th BS
England, France, Belgium, Holland, Germany
Visit my WW II B-26 website at:
http://www.coastcomp.com/artkramer
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