A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.



The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and
promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound
barrier.


The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?
The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the
C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think
of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?"
The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs,
went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and
a cinnamon bun."


When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a
good thing.
When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not
such a bad thing!!