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January 26th 07, 05:55 AM
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Young Pilot---Older Pilot
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!! 
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January 26th 07, 06:08 AM
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Young Pilot---Older Pilot
Jim Breckenridge wrote:
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!! young bull - old bull.................. redc1c4, who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-) -- "Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear considerable watching." Army Officer's Guide
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January 26th 07, 06:08 AM
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Jim Breckenridge wrote:
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!! young bull - old bull.................. redc1c4, who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-) -- "Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear considerable watching." Army Officer's Guide
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January 27th 07, 08:12 AM
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Young Pilot---Older Pilot
We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on- "I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that." "Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no... A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!
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January 27th 07, 08:12 AM
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Young Pilot---Older Pilot
We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52
commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on- "I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that." "Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no... A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!
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January 27th 07, 06:49 PM
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redc1c4 wrote:
Jim Breckenridge wrote: A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!! young bull - old bull.................. redc1c4, who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-) Didn't I hear somewhere that "there are bold pilots, and there are old pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots". Bill Browne from Europe
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January 27th 07, 06:49 PM
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redc1c4 wrote:
Jim Breckenridge wrote: A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!! young bull - old bull.................. redc1c4, who's had all the excitement in his life he needs or wants. %-) Didn't I hear somewhere that "there are bold pilots, and there are old pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots". Bill Browne from Europe
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January 27th 07, 10:20 PM
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Young Pilot---Older Pilot
Ah, yes, the dreaded six-engine landing. P.
On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:12:40 GMT, wrote: We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52 commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on- "I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that." "Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no... A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!
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January 27th 07, 10:20 PM
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Young Pilot---Older Pilot
Ah, yes, the dreaded six-engine landing. P.
On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:12:40 GMT, wrote: We had the same story in the 60's, but it was a F-104 jock and a B-52 commander. The 52's reply was the same, but with one very important add on- "I just shut down two engines, let's see you top that." "Jim Breckenridge" wrote in message news:%Iguh.809296$R63.188215@pd7urf1no... A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came! back BRon and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot asked, "What the hell did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a ****,? then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun." When you are young and foolish - speed and flashy may be a good thing. When you get older and smarter - comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!!
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