this may only "sound" sarcastic.
I hope one day somebody will write/translate/copy a funny song
PIECE OF **** GLIDER.
I apologize to everybody else!
Happy Landings!

piece of s**t glider, i got a piece of s**t glider
that f***ing pile of s**t, it never gets me very far
my gliders a piece of s**t cause the finish is f****ing shot
whenever i fly my glider, i have to swear a lot (its a piece of s**t)

i can't see through the canopy, cause my crew wiped with a dry rag
and the interior smells real bad cause the relief tube caught a snag
(its a piece of s**t)

its got no ILEC SN10, just a noncompensated vario
oh what i'd give for an ipaq, or at least maybe audio
and its got no f***ing airbrake, i'm always way out of control
every time i enter the patter i hear 'HEY, WATCH IT ***HOLE"

oh what the f*** did i do, what the f**** did i do, what the f*** did
i do, to get stuck with you
your wings are too short for FAI, the L/D is under 10, but im too
broke to buy anything new. oh f*** me!

im way too much drag on tow, the airplane always stalls
if i ever landed back at the airport the pilot would kick me in the
balls (ouch ouch ouch)
the canopy lock is busted, gotta use a f***ing coat hangar,
if a girl ever sees my glider theres no chance i'd ever bang her.


that pretty much cover it Paul??