Dear Ann Landers ...

John, tsk, tsk, tsk... Run SCREAMING for the exit... There is no way this
can work... Think of the children... They will be ostracized and tormented
in school... They will be neither fish nor fowl... They can't even join the
Church of the Biplane as single wing sets are not allowed, no matter their
position on the fuselage...
This is heresy... You should be condemned to walk the earth looking skyward
for the rest of your worthless days for even thinking of joining your flesh
with that of the other wing position...
I shudder to even contemplate your fate after your final flight... The ramp
check will be without mercy...

Denny
"John Ousterhout" wrote in message
om...
I'm a Pilot. I've met a woman that I'm very interested in. She has a
great personality and we have many common interests. I believe that
we could have a great future together. We seem compatible in every
way but one. I've been a Cessna pilot for many years. But she flies
a Piper low-wing. Is there any chance that our relationship will
work?