Your fancy schmancy dream machine

Del Rawlins wrote in message
Two minivans? Man, you really do have problems. That is just sick.

I know, I know. Even worse, my house in the suburbs has a picket
fence. Not a white picket fence - low-maintenance cedar - but it's a
picket fence nonetheless. No dog or cat - allergies - but we make up
for it by having 4 kids. As the song says, who woulda thunk it? In
my defense, my lawn looks really lousy.

Two minivans is the wife's idea. One is fine by me - personally, I
want a pickup as a second vehicle. But the notion of having two
vehicles that the whole fandamly can fit in does make some sense - if
the one (current) van goes down, somebody has to stay home. My wife
doesn't fly, but she does understand redundancy. ;-D

Lawn flamingoes or gnomes?

Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired

Lawn flamingoes or gnomes?
Dan, U. S. Air Force, retired

I want a plywood yardbutt, but She Who Must Be Obeyed nixes it every
time I suggest it.