New aircraft come-ons

George Patterson wrote:
Maule Driver wrote:

I rarely receive any. Maybe it's the Maule.


Probably. I never got any either.

George Patterson
Why do men's hearts beat faster, knees get weak, throats become dry,
and they think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
Because she smells like a new truck.
George, didn't you buy your Maule new? Maybe that is why you're not
getting any cards.

I'm a previously, previously, previously owned owner.

To me it is just silly to send these cards to someone who just bought an
airplane, even if it is used. If I wanted new, I wouldn't have bought used.