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![]() MarkČ wrote: neo wrote: Separate cockpit and passengers by wall with no door, no window, just plane wall. No mechanism of communication whatsover with cockpit from passenger area. That will discourage hijacker because whatever he do, pilot will not know. When terrorists know that even flight staff can not talk to pilot, it is futile to attempt hijack. -Heck, just require that all passengers take a nice big bite of bloody meat as they board... Muslim terrorists don't like that idea all too well because it means they don't get the 70 virgins...among other things... As long as it's a nice beef steak that shouldn't matter to either Jewish or Muslim passengers. Terrorists or not. |
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That's good one Roy, it really gave me a laugh...
Monk Roy Smith wrote: In article , Larry Dighera wrote: On 24 May 2006 06:33:22 -0700, "neo" wrote in s.com:: That will discourage hijacker because whatever he do, pilot will not know. The pilot won't know unless the potential hijacker uses his cell phone to communicate with the airline with a threat of executing a flight attendant in the cabin. No can do. All the cell phones were turned off before the flight took off, per the safety briefing. |
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Yep, much prefer the idea of arming everybody on the plane
and letting the lunatics, terrorists and choose to be peaceful or dead. We still need to screen for bombs and such. And I would enjoy the nude scheme only if I was flying on a plane with a girls college volleyball team. "Morgans" wrote in message ... | | "(PeteCresswell)" wrote in message | ... | Per "Jim Macklin" : | Motorcycles | crash at high speed and properly dressed riders live to heal | and ride again. | | Maybe it's semantics... but when I hear "crash" I think of impact - as | opposed | to just going down at speed and sliding to a stop. | | Right. Riders that stop suddenly in a motorcycle crash, are nearly always | killed instantly. If they slide, they live, unless they hit something while | sliding. | | Also, given that motorcycles seldom erupt into a fireball, that also helps | survival rates, compared to airplanes. | | Speed also has a good bit to deal with survival. Airliners that crash at | flight speeds, or even half of that, are likely to have 8 times the kinetic | energy, or more, than a motorcycle. | | But then we both know that Jim was just being argumentative, right? | -- | Jim in NC | | |
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cellphones, they were told about the other planes.
"DevilsPGD" wrote in message ... | In message | "(PeteCresswell)" wrote: | | After the Twin Towers got hit it took how long.... 45 minutes? for the | passengers in the plane that went down in Pennsylvania to catch on. | | How would they catch on? Was the plane equipped with TVs? | | If not, I wouldn't have expected those passengers to catch on at all. | | -- | "I think women and sea men don't mix" | -- Smithers, Simpsons |
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Per "Mark?" mjmorgan(lowest even number :
Muslim terrorists don't like that idea all too well because it means they don't get the 70 virgins...among other things... ----------------------------------------------------- After getting nailed by a daisy-cutter bomb, Osama makes his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" ----------------------------------------------------- -- PeteCresswell |
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(PeteCresswell) wrote:
Per "Mark?" mjmorgan(lowest even number : Muslim terrorists don't like that idea all too well because it means they don't get the 70 virgins...among other things... ----------------------------------------------------- After getting nailed by a daisy-cutter bomb, Osama makes his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" ![]() -- Images (Plus Snaps & Grabs) by MarkČ at: www.pbase.com/markuson |
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On Sat, 27 May 2006 18:11:02 -0400, "(PeteCresswell)"
wrote in :: As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States! Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their belief systems. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked, "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?" There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!" I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?" The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, "Yes." I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!" The Imam was speechless. I continued, "I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?" You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic, Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim's beliefs. This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry. http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/allah.asp |
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There are reasons for Roman genocide, they haven't changed,
just the players. "Larry Dighera" wrote in message ... | On Sat, 27 May 2006 18:11:02 -0400, "(PeteCresswell)" | wrote in :: | | As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This | is not what I was promised!" | | An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. | What did you think I said?" | | | The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the | United States! | | Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes | | Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for | maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training | session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the | Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of | their belief systems. I was particularly interested in what the | Islamic Imam had to say. | | The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete | with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for | questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my question to | the Imam and asked, "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand | that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy | war] against the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an | infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a | place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition | of an infidel?" | | There was no disagreement with my statements and without hesitation, | he replied, "Non-believers!" | | I responded, "So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers | of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith | so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?" | | The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command | to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in | the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, "Yes." | | I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine | Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith | or Dr. Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to | Heaven!" | | The Imam was speechless. | | I continued, "I also have a problem with being your friend when you | and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let | me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you | to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love | you because I am going to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?" | | You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. | Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the | 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of | dealing with the Islamic, Imam and exposing the truth about the | Muslim's beliefs. | | This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known | leader in prison ministry. | | http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/allah.asp |
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Brilliant idea. Sounds like a perfect way to revive general aviation.
"Don't want to fly nude in a plastic bag? Learn to fly yourself in a spam can." Who's going to write Boyer? -- Bob (Chief Pilot, White Knuckle Airways) "Jim Macklin" wrote in message news:i%ndg.23771$ZW3.15935@dukeread04... That is why the passengers would be supplied with form generic zip lock body bags, they'd be thrown away after each use. So the lavatories could be removed, any bodily waste and fluids would be in the passenger identified bags. They could be checked for DNA to identify terrorists, to find smuggled drugs and as an extra service, to screen for all known diseases and birth defects. The zip lock bag would cover the head too, and have O2 connection, this will make the passengers breathing air even more pure and if they get airsickness, the barf will be completely contained, no smell, no clean-up required. Privacy issues and modesty can be handled in two ways, either those concerned about their privacy will just have to wear a visual visor, like on Jordy (Star Trek NG) to show them a virtual world or they can just be blind folded and told they are alone. The zip lock bags could be printed with pretty pictures in strategic locations or just advertising... Hooters, where our breasts are finger licking good. Airport Annie's, all customers are first class. [That is a sign on a massage parlor on the Wichita Airport, in a city owned, rented building] Viagra, don't bust a zipper. Hefty, our passenger bags are the best. Used by more airlines than the other brands. Larry, The Cable Guy, now showing, don't laugh too hard or you'll fill your bag. Microsoft, the anti-Viagra. Feel like an astronaut, crap in your pants. "B A R R Y" wrote in message . net... | Peter R. wrote: | Jim Macklin wrote: | | Why not just require one of these actions... | All passengers must fly NUDE. | | The required amount of airsickness bags on each flight would then have to | increase exponentially. ![]() | | | | Think of all the dark strips on the seat cushion fabric... |
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If it were just that easy.
"Bob Chilcoat" wrote in message ... | Brilliant idea. Sounds like a perfect way to revive general aviation. | "Don't want to fly nude in a plastic bag? Learn to fly yourself in a spam | can." | | Who's going to write Boyer? | | -- | Bob (Chief Pilot, White Knuckle Airways) | | | "Jim Macklin" wrote in message | news:i%ndg.23771$ZW3.15935@dukeread04... | That is why the passengers would be supplied with form | generic zip lock body bags, they'd be thrown away after each | use. So the lavatories could be removed, any bodily waste | and fluids would be in the passenger identified bags. They | could be checked for DNA to identify terrorists, to find | smuggled drugs and as an extra service, to screen for all | known diseases and birth defects. | The zip lock bag would cover the head too, and have O2 | connection, this will make the passengers breathing air even | more pure and if they get airsickness, the barf will be | completely contained, no smell, no clean-up required. | | Privacy issues and modesty can be handled in two ways, | either those concerned about their privacy will just have to | wear a visual visor, like on Jordy (Star Trek NG) to show | them a virtual world or they can just be blind folded and | told they are alone. | | The zip lock bags could be printed with pretty pictures in | strategic locations or just advertising... | | Hooters, where our breasts are finger licking good. | | Airport Annie's, all customers are first class. [That is a | sign on a massage parlor on the Wichita Airport, in a city | owned, rented building] | | Viagra, don't bust a zipper. | | Hefty, our passenger bags are the best. Used by more | airlines than the other brands. | | Larry, The Cable Guy, now showing, don't laugh too hard or | you'll fill your bag. | | Microsoft, the anti-Viagra. | | Feel like an astronaut, crap in your pants. | | | | | | "B A R R Y" wrote in message | . net... | | Peter R. wrote: | | Jim Macklin | wrote: | | | | Why not just require one of these actions... | | All passengers must fly NUDE. | | | | The required amount of airsickness bags on each flight | would then have to | | increase exponentially. ![]() | | | | | | | | Think of all the dark strips on the seat cushion fabric... | | | | |
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