More Troubling Planetary News

nightbat wrote:
nightsoil wrote

Mitch Crane wrote:

"Double-Anus" wrote in
oups.com:

Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

nightbat wrote:

nightsoil wrote

Science Officer alert, Warning, Warning, Warning,
Tsunami
Warning, major Tsunami now heading for Japan estimated time to
hit is within 30 minutes! Again take Warning, major Tsunami now
heading for the Island of Japan please listen up! All in or
around coast of Japan take heed and run for your life to higher
ground now!

on alert,
the fr00tbat

* CLUCK * CLUCK * CLUCK *

That's Deco's line.

Are you still carrying his water, Bruce?

Was that a pun about the 16 inch tidal wave?

nightsoil

Grab hold of yourself man this is the Captain speaking,

Like you often grab hold of yourself, Fr00ty?

no pun
for this is planetary reality. Just as it was measured incoming 8 inches
or second wave double that it could have been 60 inches or 60 feet
wiping off the entire Northern coast of Japan, oh mercy! Please the
poles ice packs are reported melting and ongoing deep sea erupting
volcanos or earthquakes occurring, get to higher ground now! Mother
Earth could be experiencing per Officer Warhol frontal doomsday comet

Is that the comet that was supposed to hit on Nov. 12?

displacement gravity waves. Man your stations help save lives, buy
mountain real estate, or underwater sea cities resort share time.

on alert,
the nightsoil

on alert,
the fr00tbat

Go for it, FrOOtL00p. Corner the market on underwater sea city resorts.