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Mxsmanic wrote:
Matt Whiting writes: I also like the one about the young student flying with the old crusty WW II veteran instructor. It was the students first flight into a busy field and the pattern was packed with airplanes. The student was getting pretty nervous and agitated and asked the instructor if this wasn't dangerous with all these airplanes so close by. The instructor looked all around, up and down and slowly said, "Don't worry, son, they aren't shooting at us." I guess stress is all relative. I've read that nighttime carrier landings are actually more stressful than being shot at. Especially if you are a lawyer as well as an aviator and you have night vision problems. |
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![]() "Mike Hunt" postmaster@localhost wrote in message . .. Mxsmanic wrote: Matt Whiting writes: I also like the one about the young student flying with the old crusty WW II veteran instructor. It was the students first flight into a busy field and the pattern was packed with airplanes. The student was getting pretty nervous and agitated and asked the instructor if this wasn't dangerous with all these airplanes so close by. The instructor looked all around, up and down and slowly said, "Don't worry, son, they aren't shooting at us." I guess stress is all relative. I've read that nighttime carrier landings are actually more stressful than being shot at. Especially if you are a lawyer as well as an aviator and you have night vision problems. It is truly said in the Naval fighter community, that there are 3 things that comprise the ultimate in a physical sensation a Naval aviator can experience in life; a good landing, an orgasm, and a good ****. A night landing on a carrier is the one event that allows you to experience all three at the same time. Dudley Henriques |
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Dudley Henriques writes:
It is truly said in the Naval fighter community, that there are 3 things that comprise the ultimate in a physical sensation a Naval aviator can experience in life; a good landing, an orgasm, and a good ****. A night landing on a carrier is the one event that allows you to experience all three at the same time. I'm surprised that landings would be more esteemed than take-offs. I saw an in-cockpit video of a pilot's first actual catapult take-off from a carrier and he sounded pretty impressed by it. -- Transpose mxsmanic and gmail to reach me by e-mail. |
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"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
... Dudley Henriques writes: It is truly said in the Naval fighter community, that there are 3 things that comprise the ultimate in a physical sensation a Naval aviator can experience in life; a good landing, an orgasm, and a good ****. A night landing on a carrier is the one event that allows you to experience all three at the same time. I'm surprised that landings would be more esteemed than take-offs. I saw an in-cockpit video of a pilot's first actual catapult take-off from a carrier and he sounded pretty impressed by it. So which is greater, MadMax's abject ignorance about aviation, or his mind-boggling willingness to flaunt it so openly in aviation froups? I was tempted to say the former, but it's a tough call if you think about it. |
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John Mazor wrote:
"Mxsmanic" wrote in message ... I'm surprised that landings would be more esteemed than take-offs. I saw an in-cockpit video of a pilot's first actual catapult take-off from a carrier and he sounded pretty impressed by it. So which is greater, MadMax's abject ignorance about aviation, or his mind-boggling willingness to flaunt it so openly in aviation froups? I was tempted to say the former, but it's a tough call if you think about it. Apparently he thinks it is harder to take off than land on a carrier. I've done both in a COD, and there is something to seeing the smallness of the ship against the open ocean and watching the deck moving all over the place as you got closer. |
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Mike Hunt writes:
Apparently he thinks it is harder to take off than land on a carrier. No, he doesn't. Read more carefully. -- Transpose mxsmanic and gmail to reach me by e-mail. |
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Mxsmanic wrote in
: Mike Hunt writes: Apparently he thinks it is harder to take off than land on a carrier. No, he doesn't. Read more carefully. Yes, he doesn't think at all. He just spews. Bertie |
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Mxsmanic wrote in
: Dudley Henriques writes: It is truly said in the Naval fighter community, that there are 3 things that comprise the ultimate in a physical sensation a Naval aviator can experience in life; a good landing, an orgasm, and a good ****. A night landing on a carrier is the one event that allows you to experience all three at the same time. I'm surprised that landings would be more esteemed than take-offs. That's because you're an idiot. and "esteemed"? Bwawhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhahwhhahwhah whahwhahhwhahwhahwhahw ahwhah! Bertie |
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Mike Hunt writes:
Especially if you are a lawyer as well as an aviator and you have night vision problems. Hmm ... do you have someone specific in mind? -- Transpose mxsmanic and gmail to reach me by e-mail. |
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Mxsmanic wrote in
: Mike Hunt writes: Especially if you are a lawyer as well as an aviator and you have night vision problems. Hmm ... do you have someone specific in mind? You're an idiot. bertie |
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