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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com Amanpreet was helping Judi, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Judi what it was for. She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit." Amanpreet said, "I can see that, but why?" Judi replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires . . . " |
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![]() "Peter Hucker" wrote in message news ![]() On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. I am above you Mr Hucker. HA! Mr Pounder -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com Amanpreet was helping Judi, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Judi what it was for. She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit." Amanpreet said, "I can see that, but why?" Judi replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires . . . " |
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On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:06:02 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message news ![]() On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13..1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. I am above you Mr Hucker. HA! Gerrof you pervert! -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Derek!" |
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Bruce AKA Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. My name is Michael Baldwin, Bruce. |
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Mr Pounder wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message news ![]() On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. I am above you Mr Hucker. HA! PHucker never gets on top. |
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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:59:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Bruce AKA Peter Hucker wrote: On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. My name is Michael Baldwin, Bruce. There, isn't one of those either. -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. |
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On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:59:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Mr Pounder wrote: "Peter Hucker" wrote in message news ![]() On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. I am above you Mr Hucker. HA! PHucker never gets on top. Why would I want to get on top of you? -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them accidentally slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony, both hands in his crotch. She runs down to him, apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain. "No, thanks. Just give me a few minutes. I'll be fine," he replies quietly, hands still between his legs. Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently unzips his fly and starts massaging his genitals. "Doesn't that feel better?" she asks."Well, yes. That's feels great," he admits, "but my thumb still hurts like ****." |
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![]() "Peter Hucker" wrote in message news ![]() On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:06:02 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote: "Peter Hucker" wrote in message news ![]() On Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:53:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Usenet Stats Poster wrote: NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program Version 1.1 (using News::Scan) Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti Newsgroup.................: demon.local Stats Were Taken..........: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT Stats Begin...............: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:01:16 GMT Stats End.................: Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:49:49 GMT Days......................: 30 Total No. of Articles.....: 4415 Total No. of Characters...: 19280718 Total Volume..............: 18828 Messages Per Day..........: 147.2 Characters Per Day........: 642690.6 Average Daily Volume......: 627 kB Total Posters This Week...: 289 Messages with Sigs........: 17.78% Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 45.61% Original Content Rating...: 16.08% Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share ================================================== ============== 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 580 19.3 13.1% Tah-dah! Top o' da world, ma! Dunno who Baldwin is, but there is no Bruce mentioned in the list, so you lose. I am above you Mr Hucker. HA! Gerrof you pervert! You are not my type. Mr Pounder -- This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs the national grid? http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com http://www.petersphotos.com The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Derek!" |
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