For Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Dudley Henriques wrote in
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Hi Bertie;

I'm not an expert on these things but check the message path for both
Mxemanic and this new guy posting on the lift thread and see what you
come up with.


Didn't bother. It's Anthony, alright. If it dosn't match he's using a proxy
is all.

That other nazi fjukkwit is also doing the sockpuppet game the same way.


Bertie

Strange parity between the two :-)
D

--
Dudley Henriques

You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!

"Tina" wrote:

You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

May I suggest talk.origins as your research ground? Kooks arise and mutate
there like mushrooms. Tarver even used to show up there.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Well, there are literal and figurative idiots. Mx is the latter sort, in
spades.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards.

Haw!

You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

It's that there radiation stuff comin' off the screen!

I need a cup of coffee!

Cream & sugar?

--
Dan

"Almost all the matter that came out of the Big Bang was two specific sorts;
hydrogen, and stupidity."

-Robert Carnegie in talk.origins

Tina

The most G's I ever pulled in a fighter was 14 (wings stayed on).

Are you now telling me that I have s**t for brains )

Big John
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On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:25:26 -0700, Tina
wrote:

You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!

Big John wrote in
:

Tina

The most G's I ever pulled in a fighter was 14 (wings stayed on).

Jesus Christ!

I had an FO who just told me a horror story about screwing up on a fast
jet not too many years ago. They got near the barber's pole and puled
the speedbrake about 100 knots about the speedbrake limit. The resulting
aerobatics put about 12 on the airframe and trashed it. No G suits in
that airplane either..



Are you now telling me that I have s**t for brains )

Big John
************************************************** *****

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:25:26 -0700, Tina
wrote:

You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!

Bertie

Was flying with Navy in a F2H3. Mission was a practice Special Weapons
(Atmic Bomb) delivery. Rolled in about 14K, lined up and pickled and
started pull out at 6 G's. Then hit jet wash of bird ahead and my bird
went 'whap' (like ssomeone hit it with a big sledge hamer) and after
getting back straight and level looked at G meter and showed 14 G's.

When landed mechs looked at bird and found loose rivits all over it.

An hour or two later I went in hanger and there were two 'metal
benders' with a ball peen hamer and a backing block. They were going
down each rivit line and when they found a lose rivit, the guy inside
held the metal block against the rivit and the guy out side tapped on
the rivit with the ball peen hamer until it was tight again.

Bird made the next deployment on Yorktown to WestPac and returned all
in one piece.

The Air Force would have class 26'd the bird )

And another War Story ends )

Big John

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On Fri, 5 Oct 2007 05:15:00 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
wrote:

Big John wrote in
:

Tina

The most G's I ever pulled in a fighter was 14 (wings stayed on).

Jesus Christ!

I had an FO who just told me a horror story about screwing up on a fast
jet not too many years ago. They got near the barber's pole and puled
the speedbrake about 100 knots about the speedbrake limit. The resulting
aerobatics put about 12 on the airframe and trashed it. No G suits in
that airplane either..



Are you now telling me that I have s**t for brains )

Big John
************************************************** *****

On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:25:26 -0700, Tina
wrote:

You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!

Big John wrote in
:

Bertie

Was flying with Navy in a F2H3. Mission was a practice Special Weapons
(Atmic Bomb) delivery. Rolled in about 14K, lined up and pickled and
started pull out at 6 G's. Then hit jet wash of bird ahead and my bird
went 'whap' (like ssomeone hit it with a big sledge hamer) and after
getting back straight and level looked at G meter and showed 14 G's.

When landed mechs looked at bird and found loose rivits all over it.

An hour or two later I went in hanger and there were two 'metal
benders' with a ball peen hamer and a backing block. They were going
down each rivit line and when they found a lose rivit, the guy inside
held the metal block against the rivit and the guy out side tapped on
the rivit with the ball peen hamer until it was tight again.

Bird made the next deployment on Yorktown to WestPac and returned all
in one piece.

The Air Force would have class 26'd the bird )

And another War Story ends )


Yipes!

I thought I had some good stories!


I've heard the navy actually write off all the airpalnes as they'r
eloaded onto a carrier. If they come back ,it's a bonus..

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Big John wrote in
:

Bertie

Was flying with Navy in a F2H3. Mission was a practice Special Weapons
(Atmic Bomb) delivery. Rolled in about 14K, lined up and pickled and
started pull out at 6 G's. Then hit jet wash of bird ahead and my bird
went 'whap' (like ssomeone hit it with a big sledge hamer) and after
getting back straight and level looked at G meter and showed 14 G's.

When landed mechs looked at bird and found loose rivits all over it.

An hour or two later I went in hanger and there were two 'metal
benders' with a ball peen hamer and a backing block. They were going
down each rivit line and when they found a lose rivit, the guy inside
held the metal block against the rivit and the guy out side tapped on
the rivit with the ball peen hamer until it was tight again.

Bird made the next deployment on Yorktown to WestPac and returned all
in one piece.

The Air Force would have class 26'd the bird )

And another War Story ends )


Yipes!

I thought I had some good stories!


I've heard the navy actually write off all the airpalnes as they'r
eloaded onto a carrier. If they come back ,it's a bonus..

Bertie


It's the old guys like us who HAVE the stories....simply because we've
survived most of them :-))

Sometimes when I actually have the time to sit down and reflect on some
of the absolutely wild crap I've gotten into and out of in my career it
scares the hell out of me :-))

Take my "famous"... (with the family at least) story about the day I
took the horns off a cow with a P51. Now THERE'S a story!!

This story is so good that every year at Thanksgiving when I forget
everybody in the house has heard it a thousand times and trot it out for
the whole table it's met with shouts of enthusiasm and excitement as
they anxiously await every word of it.
"Oh NO!! Not AGAIN!!!!"
"Jeeze,,Holy Cow Hon....not the damn COW story again!!"

Yup!!!....they can't WAIT to hear the cow story!


--
Dudley Henriques

Big John wrote:
The most G's I ever pulled in a fighter was 14 (wings stayed on).

Was it because the gear collapsed first? ;-)

Tina wrote:
You know, you guys are giving me some ideas for a peer reviewed paper
dealing with the physics of annoying twits. They seem to attract each
other. What I'm worried about is that twitdom may have a contagious
component -- I, and you, are guilty of responding to them.

If you do write it, by all means post it
here for all. I'd love to read it.

FWIW, I would not characterize MX as an idiot: his writing skills
suggest a reasonable intellegence. Besides, if his posts were just
stupid, we'd not respond.

Do you know there's getting to be more and more compelling evidence
that mental pathologies like depression are corrolated to actual
physical changes in the brain? Kind of makes you wonder if some anal
sphinctor stem cells got misdirected upwards. You'd think pilots who
put themselves in circumstances where they experience unusual G loads
would be more prone to migrating stem cells, but we have evidence it
happens to people who sit in a 1 g environment and play flight
simulator.

I need a cup of coffee!