You Pommie *******s!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:44:00 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:25:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:04:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

pmd wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

http://www.rugbyheaven.com.au/news/n...695715025.html

Just you wait till next year, you bastids!


What's this? A whinging Aussie? pmsl

Take the pain cobber!

I'll show you pain in a minute!

Please carry out S&M in your own home.

OK, you come over here then.

FILTH!

Admission you can't noted.

Not many people have a release strong enough to reach Australia.

"release strong enough"? Explain.

Strange Signs in London:
Spotted on a bathroom of an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES. PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a London department sto
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

English as it is wrote.