Saucerhead warning!!!

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:34:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:53:13 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:14:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:47:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Once the lazy cow gets off her fat arse, I'll be long gone.

Fat people can jet propel themselves to the upright position using methane.

Exactly how fat are we talking about here?

Irrelevant. Propulsive force and mass are both directly proportional to fatness.

So fat people are bigger fartarses too?

It stands to reason. More food in, more gas out.

Is that why you drive like a maniac?

No, more gas in, more **** out.

Shouldn't that be "no more gas in, no more **** out"?