Have you seen this??

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 02:14:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 08:50:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 05:59:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:42:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

If you'd only said ass, I would have made a jape.

But I don't own a donkey.

That's because you are no end an ass.

Severe grammar error.

On your part, PHucker.

Bot.

I already told you, PHucker, I'm not interested in your bot.

I already told you to learn the difference between a statement and a question.

What sort of question is that?

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

How can she see in the dark?

Maybe she remembers where the chair was?

Unlikely. She's blonde isn't she?

Good point.

I know. That's why *I* made it.

I know I did, there's no need to tell me.

Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.

It never reigns but it poors.

Jesus christ.

Where?

Nowhere, he's fictitious.

A figment of your imagination, eh?

god said

He said "Jesus Christ"?

No, he's also fictitious.

You already said that.