Another gas question

"Viperdoc" wrote in message
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In flight surgeon training in Texas we got to take a ride (and still need
to do so periodically) in the high altitude chamber, as do all current
people on flying status. Since gases expand as the ambient pressure
decreases, we were told to simply let it go when the urge arose.

Considering we were in Texas and eating a lot of Mexican food including
beans, this produced a lot of gas.

So, at high altitude, is it appropriate to say excuse me, ignore the
flatulence, or look at the guy in the next seat with disgust, as if he
(she)were the source? What is the proper etiquette with pilots of
different gender?

In fact, how does one use a relief tube with an FO of the other gender, or
vice versa? What is the correct response in these circumstances?

These questions address important aspects of flying that simply can not be
reproduced in the sim, so any help would be appreciated.

My first course of action is to blame the family pet but since he is not
always available I usually go with B. look at my partner with disgust. That
doesn't always work if there are only two of us though!

--

*H. Allen Smith*
WACO - We are all here, because we are not all there.

On Sep 17, 9:34*am, "Allen" wrote:

My first course of action is to blame the family pet but since he is not
always available I usually go with B. look at my partner with disgust. *That
doesn't always work if there are only two of us though!


I had to laugh at this... 'cause it happened to me

I was flying a Caravan this summer, doing the White Plains - Nantucket
run and one of our trips out of ACK had an older couple with a 70lb
yellow Lab. Well, on climbout I was chatting with the other pilot and
we both got a whiff of dog ass that made us look at each other with
that "jeezus what the hell was that" look. Turns out the Lab was
laying down in the aisle, right behind us between his owners. It must
have been the climb, because that mutt let 'em rip all the way up to
cruise alt and then again all the way down. I don't know what those
people feed that dog, but he sure as hell could use a change in his
diet. I can only imagine what the folks in the other seats thought.

At least nobody blamed me.

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of volatile,
foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible for much of the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such as human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to feces
themselves.

Mxsmanic wrote in
:

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.


Thank you mr wickipedia.



You're an idiot.


Bertie

On Sep 18, 3:39 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote :

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.

Thank you mr wickipedia.

You're an idiot.

He's just explaining as to why (and how) he stinks the group up

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote in
:

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.


Thank you mr wickipedia.


You're an idiot.

Bertie


Now, now, I think there is a very good possibility that mx is a subject
matter expert in fart odors.


--
Jim Pennino

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wrote in :

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote in
:

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.


Thank you mr wickipedia.


You're an idiot.

Bertie


Now, now, I think there is a very good possibility that mx is a subject
matter expert in fart odors.



Well, considering his diet is pretty much "dumpster du jour", it wouldn't
surprise me.



Bertie

"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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wrote in :

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote in
:

Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible
for much of the odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to
omnivores such as human beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings
produce more odor than vegetarians. These odors apply not only to
flatus but also to feces themselves.


Thank you mr wickipedia.


You're an idiot.

Bertie


Now, now, I think there is a very good possibility that mx is a subject
matter expert in fart odors.



Well, considering his diet is pretty much "dumpster du jour", it wouldn't
surprise me.



Bertie


You're a cross posting dumb ass.

"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
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Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of volatile,
foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are responsible for much of
the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such as
human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to feces
themselves.

Ah, so you think you know your ****, uh?

"Mick" @_#`~#@.^net wrote in :


"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
...
Kingfish writes:

I don't know what those people feed that dog, but he sure as
hell could use a change in his diet.

Dogs are carnivores, and a diet high in meat produces a lot of
volatile, foul-smelling compounds in the GI tract that are
responsible for much of the
odor of their flatus. The same principle applies to omnivores such
as human
beings, meaning that meat-eating human beings produce more odor than
vegetarians. These odors apply not only to flatus but also to feces
themselves.

Ah, so you think you know your ****, uh?


Going to get into a ****ing contest with him over it, wannabe boi?

God knows you don't know anything about anything else.


Bertie