How to Remove Piston from Cylinder

Paul Dow (Remove Caps in mail address) wrote:
(So no explosives, please!)

Thanks,
Paul

How do expect any help if you tie our hands?

Gig 601Xl Builder wrote:
Paul Dow (Remove Caps in mail address) wrote:
(So no explosives, please!)

Thanks,
Paul

How do expect any help if you tie our hands?


"There are very few of man's problems that can't be solved by the
proper application of the appropriate explosives." - Ragnar "oops" Benson

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

"Dan" wrote in message ...

"There are very few of man's problems that can't be solved by the proper
application of the appropriate explosives." - Ragnar "oops" Benson

"Blo-Jell ! The plastic explosive you use at home. Great for those pesky stuck
window frames; better than a string and a doorknob for removing Junior's loose
tooth" (As remembered from the Prairie Home Companion show)

Vaughn

Vaughn Simon wrote:
"Dan" wrote in message ...
"There are very few of man's problems that can't be solved by the proper
application of the appropriate explosives." - Ragnar "oops" Benson

"Blo-Jell ! The plastic explosive you use at home. Great for those pesky stuck
window frames; better than a string and a doorknob for removing Junior's loose
tooth" (As remembered from the Prairie Home Companion show)

Vaughn




I prefer hand grenades. They can be used for fishing, removing walls
from fingerprints, getting your neighbour to stop mowing the lawn too
early..etc.

Hand grenades are also very effective for painting rooms. One opens a
can of paint, places it on the floor in the geometric centre of the
room, pulls the pin from the grenade, drops it into the, vacates the
room, and voi ci, a painted room.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Dan wrote:

Hand grenades are also very effective for painting rooms. One opens a
can of paint, places it on the floor in the geometric centre of the
room, pulls the pin from the grenade, drops it into the, vacates the
room, and voi ci, a painted room.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

I'd like to see Myth Busters try this one... ;o)

Tony

Anthony W wrote:
Dan wrote:

Hand grenades are also very effective for painting rooms. One opens
a can of paint, places it on the floor in the geometric centre of the
room, pulls the pin from the grenade, drops it into the, vacates the
room, and voi ci, a painted room.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

I'd like to see Myth Busters try this one... ;o)

Tony

I wonder if they'd fly me in to supervise.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

"Anthony W" wrote in message
...
Dan wrote:

Hand grenades are also very effective for painting rooms. One opens a
can of paint, places it on the floor in the geometric centre of the
room, pulls the pin from the grenade, drops it into the, vacates the
room, and voi ci, a painted room.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

I'd like to see Myth Busters try this one... ;o)

Tony

They did. Episode 52.

Tim Ward wrote:
"Anthony W" wrote in message
...
Dan wrote:

Hand grenades are also very effective for painting rooms. One opens a
can of paint, places it on the floor in the geometric centre of the
room, pulls the pin from the grenade, drops it into the, vacates the
room, and voi ci, a painted room.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired
I'd like to see Myth Busters try this one... ;o)

Tony

They did. Episode 52.

Damn, sorry I missed that one...

Tony