My Latest Success

On Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:50:31 -0400, Ari Silverstein wrote:

On Tue, 19 Oct 2010 18:14:25 -0400, Horribly Mangled Teats wrote:

On Tue, 19 Oct 2010 13:39:59 -0700 (PDT), Mark wrote:

Having made it clear several times what my new
project is, and my part in it, and having made it
clear many, many times that off meds I post the most
idiotic **** under the name "Mark", and
seeing that it is clear that you playing along with
the my penis.

http://gayincarolina.jottit.com/my_main_squeeze

i like i like

I will no longer debate you on
anything...Until 800PM...you will simply either dismiss
the findings of the world's leading experts who
are doctorates in their fields, Like me

u r

u r

and you will pretend that
valid informative information hasn't been presented,
you will try to form an aside to the original topic
when you find yourself losing, and you will even
just lie to escape the truth...so for all the
aforementioned realities,

You have been found proven to adore me from afar

---
Mark
https://twitter.com/CorruptNutsac
http://gayincarolina.jottit.com/my_main_squeeze

wow you are sooooooo kewl can i lick your anus?

You won't be the first. lol

i am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. i
have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making
them more efficient in the area of heat retention. i translate ethnic
slurs for cuban refugees, i write award-winning operas, i manage time
efficiently.

occasionally, i tread water for three days in a row.

i woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, i can pilot
bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and i cook
thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. i am an expert in stucco, a
veteran in love, and an outlaw in peru.

using only a hoe and a large glass of water, i once single-handedly
defended a small village in the amazon basin from a horde of ferocious
army ants. i play bluegrass cello, i was scouted by the mets, i am the
subject of numerous documentaries. when i'm bored, i build large
suspension bridges in my yard. i enjoy urban hang gliding. on
wednesdays i repair electrical appliances free of charge.

i am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening
wear. i don't perspire. i am a private citizen, yet i receive fan
mail. i have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
last summer i toured new jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force
demonstration. i bat .400.

my deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international
botany circles. children trust me.

i can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly
accuracy. i once read paradise lost, moby dick, and david copperfield
in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that
evening. i know the exact location of every food item in the
supermarket. i have performed several covert operations with the cia.
i sleep once a week; when i do sleep, i sleep in a chair. while on
vacation in canada, i successfully negotiated with a group of
terrorists who had seized a small bakery. the laws of physics do not
apply to me.

i balance, i weave, i dodge, i frolic, and my bills are all paid. on
weekends, to let off steam, i participate in full-contact origami.
years ago i discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it
down. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli
and a toaster oven.

i breed prizewinning clams. i have won bullfights in san juan,
cliff-diving competitions in sri lanka, and spelling bees at the
kremlin. i have played hamlet, i have performed open-heart surgery,
and i have spoken with elvis.

I'm smarter than you.

mark
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https://twitter.com/CorruptNutsac
http://gayincarolina.jottit.com/my_main_squeeze