For Sale!!

"Mhudson126" wrote in message
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For Sale:
One soul barely used, almost forgotten. Pretty good condition, has only
been
stomped on by two or three women. $82,000 or will trade for race equipped
Discus or Ventus Two. Will also conceder ASW 27 if the instruments are
extremely good.
All airline captains, doctors, and CEO's this is the deal for you!
Belongs to
hard working Air Force Staff Sergeant mechanic with bloody knuckles from
the
airplanes he works on but never gets to fly in. Call now!!!
(505) 555-8740


Sorry, but with the devaluation of the dollar vs. the Euro, US souls are
trading at record lows. Used to be you might of squeezed the Devil for a
nice glider made of gold (no need for water ballast, BTW) in exchange for a
good used soul - - not anymore. Now if you'da hung on to those two or three
women . . .

--
bumper
"Dare to be different . . . circle in sink."
to reply, the last half is right to left


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wrote:


All airline captains, doctors, and CEO's this is the deal for you!

It is truly my personal displeasure to inform you that airline
captains are no longer even close to being near the socio-economic
status of doctors and CEOs! Perhaps you are better off soliciting
lawyers, pimps, and garbage men as those endeavors are better
compensated and more appreciated by society.

Due to budget cut backs your soul has now been out sourced to India.
You might get a 1-26 and a hand full of change for what it is worth now.

Al

"Mhudson126" wrote in message
...
For Sale:
One soul barely used, almost forgotten. Pretty good condition, has only
been
stomped on by two or three women. $82,000 or will trade for race equipped
Discus or Ventus Two. Will also conceder ASW 27 if the instruments are
extremely good.
All airline captains, doctors, and CEO's this is the deal for you!
Belongs to
hard working Air Force Staff Sergeant mechanic with bloody knuckles from
the
airplanes he works on but never gets to fly in. Call now!!!
(505) 555-8740

Wallace Berry wrote:

One particular airport manager with whom I am unfortunately all too
familiar, in a recent meeting referred to airline pilots as "bus drivers
who don't know anything".

Wally, I wonder if our dear Mr. Boyd would care to restate this
diatribe to our dear Mr. Fegundes.

Of course, if he were to do so, it would be the first time he has come
close to actually telling the truth about anything in years, n'est
pas?