Airline lands due to too much gas

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/plane_passing_gas

"NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an
emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to
disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. "

-Robert

Robert M. Gary wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/plane_passing_gas

"NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was forced to make an
emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to
disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. "

-Robert

The title of this thread puts the lie to the old saying that the only
time you can have too much gas is when you're on fire

Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART




"150flivver" wrote in message
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| Robert M. Gary wrote:
| http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/plane_passing_gas
|
| "NASHVILLE, Tenn. - An American Airlines flight was
forced to make an
| emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a
match to
| disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. "
|
| -Robert
|
| The title of this thread puts the lie to the old saying
that the only
| time you can have too much gas is when you're on fire
|

Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan

Anybody have a third stanza?


wrote in message
ups.com...
|
| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|

Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?

There once was a woman with gas
She desperately tried not to pass
But alas! She did blow,
Tried to burn off the glow
But brought down the entire class.

The more you fart, the better you feel
So lets have beans with every meal


"Jim Macklin" wrote in message
...
Anybody have a third stanza?


wrote in message
ups.com...
|
| Jim Macklin wrote:
| Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the better you feel;
| So let's have beans with every meal.
|
| Or
|
| How do you spell relief?
|
| FART
|
| Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
| The more you eat the more you toot.
| The more you toot, the more you fart,
| The more you blow your pants apart.
|
| Dan
|

Jim Macklin wrote:
Anybody have a third stanza?


Beans, Beans, are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel
So eat some beans with every meal.


As you can see, I are an educated man who went to kollage. A liberal arts
kollage....



--
Mortimer Schnerd, RN
mschnerdatcarolina.rr.com

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Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan

Anybody have a third stanza?

Don't fly a plane without enough gas -
landing short makes you look like an ass.
Eat lots of hot Mexican food by the batch.
But if it's a jet plane, please don't light a match.

Jose
--
"There are 3 secrets to the perfect landing. Unfortunately, nobody knows
what they are." - (mike).
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

wrote in message
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Jim Macklin wrote:
Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel;
So let's have beans with every meal.

Or

How do you spell relief?

FART

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you fart,
The more you blow your pants apart.

Dan


Beans, beans the musical fruit.
If you eat 'em air the TSA might shoot.