Do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Victoria wrote:
La Site Communique; 14/02/2004 16:21:33

Commence

La Site is proud and privileged to field itself as the favoured meeting point and
dating site, for you, the UseNet Community

We wish to extend our best wishes by way of giving you a free, 30 day, full-on
Platinum Membership.

This will give everyone a fair 30 days to fully test drive the site.

Oh boy, Platinum Membership!!!

I am a breath haltingly handsome, modest, 22 year old white
male in superb physical condition, with tastes toward the
"more mature", in search of a gorgeous, twin engined, twin
boomed (whooo hooo!), combative flying lady, no older than
about 60. She should be *Lightning* in her wit and a beauty
to behold.

Barring availability of such a gal, a slightly older British
lady would be very acceptable. She must be a real *Spitfire*
in her handling though; older doesn't mean less spunk!

I anxiously await your response.


SMH