Our Idiot President Has Some Thoughts on Planes

https://splinternews.com/our-idiot-p...nes-1833229563

On the heels of an Ethiopian Airlines crash that killed all 157 passengers on
board, the engineer president floated some ideas about planes this morning:
They’re too complicated! Make simpler planes! Also, Albert Einstein was a loser!

"longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time
in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often
old and simpler is far better. Split second decisions are....

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7:00 AM - Mar 12, 2019

Donald J. Trump
✔ @realDonaldTrump

.....needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet
very little gain. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want Albert Einstein to be
my pilot. I want great flying professionals that are allowed to easily and
quickly take control of a plane!

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7:12 AM - Mar 12, 2019

I would bet $100 that Trump has tried and failed to obtain his pilot’s license.
Next in his draft tweets: You can’t call flight attendants stewardesses anymore!
You can’t even call them “sweet cheeks,” presidential harassment!!

Of course, Dril has basically done it befo

wint @dril

let's talk about planes now. the pilots are flying them up too damn high. it's
dangerous. I don't like it. got to make them lower

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9:15 AM - Aug 18, 2014

Starting to think this president isn’t so good in the head.




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