Airline lands due to too much gas

("Jim Macklin" wrote)
Don't forget the chuck wagon scene in BLAZING SADDLES.
"Cookie, more beans."


Which was "taken" from these two CLASSIC (1971) movies...

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/3btheater/t/trinitystillmyname.html
Trinity is Still My Name

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/3btheater/t/theycallmetrinity.html
They Call Me Trinity


Montblack
(From the links...)
Trinity knows that and he’ll need Bambino’s help. But Bambino doesn’t like
the odds and decides to dump the agent scam and move back to robbing stages.
Trinity doesn’t like it, so he starts a plan of his own.

They plan to rob the next stagecoach. While Bambino poses as a passenger,
Trinity will hold it up. Trinity hits the stage but only takes Bambino’s
money. He rides off, back to the monastery and waits. It isn’t long before
Bambino storms up to the monastery walls, with every intention of
dismembering his brother.

"gatt" wrote:

Gas, gas, in business class?
lighting a match won't cover your ass
The quicker you light the quicker you land
but foul emissions won't get you banned.


Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner, folks.

Anybody have a third stanza?

Don't fly a plane without enough gas -
landing short makes you look like an ass.
Eat lots of hot Mexican food by the batch.
But if it's a jet plane, please don't light a match.

Jose
--
"There are 3 secrets to the perfect landing. Unfortunately, nobody knows
what they are." - (mike).
for Email, make the obvious change in the address.

"Robert M. Gary" wrote in news:1165441268.404880.5620@
16g2000cwy.googlegroups.com:

issue. Only a woman would do this. If it were a guy he'd walk of there
with a polite warning to other passengers to not go there for a few
minutes.

Bulls&*t [pardon the reference].

If it's a guy, he opens the vent a bit.

If it's a jerk, he closes it.

"Everyone loves their own brand!!" -- Fat *******, The Spy Who Shagged Me