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"El Maximo" wrote in message
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"john smith" wrote in message
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Be careful what you say and to whom you say it, it is likely to be
interpreted out of context.

When my son was in pre-school, I showed him a trick where you stand in a
doorway and press your arms against the doorframe for a minute. After a
minute is done, relax your arms, and step out of the doorway. Your arms
will begin to rise.

The next day in school, he told his teacher "My father made me move my
warms when I didn't want to".

Two weeks ago, I went to a paintball range with another son. The next day
in Spanish class they were discussing the past preterit tense. When asked
what he was doing at 6:30 the previous evening, he replied "I was shooting
my father's boss".

When my daughter was going into high school, it fell to me to take her to
the doctor for her innoculations. As it was, she had to have two of them.

For here being brave, I promised to stop at a frozen custard stand on the
way home.

Shocked hell out of the counter attendant when I said she'd "...just got
shots", of which I suspect she missed the last "s"..