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Old August 23rd 08, 09:14 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Mad Moose
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A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when
he managed to attract a spectacular young blond.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and
after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and made love.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No."
Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed.
This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.
The lovemaking ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "So,
you finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him,
and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches
for the woman again.
Using the last of his strength he barely manages it, but they climax
simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks
again, "So, you finish?"
Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Norwegian."
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Old August 23rd 08, 09:39 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
JRW
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Mad Moose wrote:
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in
Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and
made love.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No."
Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed.
This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.
The lovemaking ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he
asks, "So, you finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer
to him, and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young
man reaches for the woman again.
Using the last of his strength he barely manages it, but they climax
simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly,
and asks again, "So, you finish?"
Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Norwegian."

Mad Moose,

I think this is a whoops...lol

Poor folks that have their emails in the clear...oh well

JRW
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Old August 24th 08, 06:37 PM posted to alt.binaries.pictures.aviation
Peter Hucker[_2_]
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On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:39:54 +0200, JRW wrote:

Mad Moose wrote:
A virile, young Italian gentleman was relaxing at his favorite bar in
Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom and
made love.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned and admitted, "No."
Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love making resumed.
This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.
The lovemaking ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he
asks, "So, you finish?"
And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer
to him, and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young
man reaches for the woman again.
Using the last of his strength he barely manages it, but they climax
simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly,
and asks again, "So, you finish?"
Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No! I Norwegian."

Mad Moose,

I think this is a whoops...lol

Poor folks that have their emails in the clear...oh well


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